"You'll have to reboot the computer..."

Demon-Xanth

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I got a call because of a Windows error on a system in the cleanroom, something crashed. I tell them they'll have to reboot the computer.

...apparantly that 266P2 w/ 128MB EDO RAM is the fastest Win2k machine on earth, within 20 seconds they call back saying that the error is still there.


Can someone please shoot me?
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I got a call because of a Windows error on a system in the cleanroom, something crashed. I tell them they'll have to reboot the computer.

...apparantly that 266P2 w/ 128MB EDO RAM is the fastest Win2k machine on earth, within 20 seconds they call back saying that the error is still there.


Can someone please shoot me?

Fifty-cal, .30-06, or 12ga?

- M4H
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I got a call because of a Windows error on a system in the cleanroom, something crashed. I tell them they'll have to reboot the computer.

...apparantly that 266P2 w/ 128MB EDO RAM is the fastest Win2k machine on earth, within 20 seconds they call back saying that the error is still there.


Can someone please shoot me?

No. Go into the clean room without a bunny suit and fix it in person. Much more funneh.
 

rocadelpunk

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should've been like...now you know i can see what you're doing. restart your computer biatch.
 

TMPadmin

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Get a back suit and sunglasses. Walk in, take the computer (just tug the cords so the fly out of the wall). Walk out. Do not say a word. Break some wind if you can while you are walking out.
 
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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Lets go for the 12ga to the head. Everything else is too high velocity.

/snaps stock into place

Make sure you get your whole head in front of the barrel. Thank you for calling the Suicide Hotline.

- M4H
 

Nyical

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I got a call because of a Windows error on a system in the cleanroom, something crashed. I tell them they'll have to reboot the computer.

...apparantly that 266P2 w/ 128MB EDO RAM is the fastest Win2k machine on earth, within 20 seconds they call back saying that the error is still there.


Can someone please shoot me?

Fifty-cal, .30-06, or 12ga?

- M4H

You will have to pull out all the stops on this one and use the Bushmaster 20mm with the DU ;)