You'd think that somewhere, there'd be at least ONE law enforcement agency that had a damn office open on saturday :|

[notfred]

I've called the City Police Department, The county Sherriff, The California Highway Patrol, THEY'RE ALL CLOSED. ARGGHHH!!! I fvcking work from 8:00 to 5:00 M-F, I can't just skip work to go look for a damn cop so he can spend three seconds and sign a paper for me! :|

 

[amdskip]

What do you need signed so bad?

 

[dnuggett]

And when did you get the ticket?

 

[Kilgor]

Run naked down the street with a butcher knife that should attract some cops.

 

[Bryophyte]

Nine-one-one

 

[Utterman]

Crime only happens during the regular business hours of 9 to 5, Monday through Friday.

What did you expect?