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You would never think this would happen to someone you know...

jonnyGURU

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My brother in law, Rich, a cop in Pittsburgh, was responding to a burglary call when he was spotted by a midget who had just stolen a Lexus. The midget, thinking the officer with lights ablaze was after him, decided to whip the Lexus around and head TOWARDS Rich! I guess he thought he'd be slick and whiz past Rich not leaving Rich enough time to turn around and continue pursuit... assuming he was chasing this guy in the first place! The midget ended up crashing head on into Rich. Rich got knocked out and they ended up using the jaws of life to get him out of the cop car. He's Ok. He's in the hospital now, but he's awake and talking. A few scratches from broken glass and metal.

First thing: The midget is being charged with theft of the car and license plate and causing an accident involving injury. Umm.... He whipped the car around BECAUSE he knew a cop was behind him. He was going to try to EVADE the officer! Shouldn't there be more charges against the guy?

Second: Being a midget, doesn't it make it hard for him to steal cars? I mean, I'm sure he's just as capable of breaking and entering into one as anyone else, but isn't it hard for him to reach the pedals? Isn't there a better crime out there for a vertically challenged criminal than stealing high-end rice burners in downtown Pittsburgh?
 
Originally posted by: TheBlondOne
Are we talking Pittsburgh, PA? I would think I had seen this story on the news....

It is in the news. They just didn't mention the midget. Which I think is a very important part of the story. I mean.... Can a midget really whip an unmodified Lexus into a U-turn and NOT wipe out a few obstacles?


 
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: TheBlondOne
Are we talking Pittsburgh, PA? I would think I had seen this story on the news....

It is in the news. They just didn't mention the midget. Which I think is a very important part of the story. I mean.... Can a midget really whip an unmodified Lexus into a U-turn and NOT wipe out a few obstacles?

no. and yeah, there should be some sorta- police related charges there.
 
Well... He's out of the hospital now. The doctor said he shouldn't go back to work for 3 weeks, so he's getting 3 weeks of workman's comp. 😱
 
I'm surprised they didn't charge the midget with felonious assault against a police officer and/or assault w/a deadly weapon. Had he somehow hit the side of the cop car, the officer could have died.
 
Crazy stupid people on the streets.

The small guy probably got lucky with his U-turn or he has some skills driving a car.

Glad your bro is alright :beer: and yes he needs his 3 weeks off. He will be in some sort of shock if he likes it or no being in a big crash. People like that should take time off and he does a good service to the community 🙂

Koing
 
The story is in this morning's Pittsburgh paper. But it doesn't mention the guy was a midget.

I do agree, Jonny, that there needs to be more of a penalty for trying to elude cops. If there's no additional penalty for trying to flee, then no one is going to stop.
 
Was the midget a Jewish transvestite African American? Just curious... because I'm starting to read alot about these JTAAM's ripping off cars and when pursued doing chicken runs at cops*. I think it's time we did something about it. 😉

:roll:



*Alot = Never, just fueling the fire.

 
Originally posted by: kranky
The story is in this morning's Pittsburgh paper. But it doesn't mention the guy was a midget.

I do agree, Jonny, that there needs to be more of a penalty for trying to elude cops. If there's no additional penalty for trying to flee, then no one is going to stop.

Yeah. I noticed that there's another mention of the story in paper. This time they mentioned that the driver was 19 and without a drivers license, but still nothing about being a midget. And still no more charges.

 
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: TheBlondOne
Are we talking Pittsburgh, PA? I would think I had seen this story on the news....

It is in the news. They just didn't mention the midget. Which I think is a very important part of the story. I mean.... Can a midget really whip an unmodified Lexus into a U-turn and NOT wipe out a few obstacles?
lol, next time he should heist a mini cooper - he might have better success.

 
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Was it a real midget or just a really short guy?

You know... I might have to get back with you on that.

What constitutes a midget vs. a dwarf vs. a short guy?
 
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Was it a real midget or just a really short guy?

You know... I might have to get back with you on that.

What constitutes a midget vs. a dwarf vs. a short guy?

I was always under the impression that an actual midget typically has some sort of genetic disorder that is usually complicated by other medical issues that greatly shorten their life, but I honestly don't know. I'm afraid to google midgets. :Q
 
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