You want a trade war? We'll just ice your Little Rock

[sdifox]

Recently comissioned USS Little Rock is wintering in Montreal cuz of heavy ice condition. Wouldn't want to Titanic a new toy :awe:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/new-u-s-warship-trapped-in-montreal-by-heavy-ice-1.3769059

It's Trudeau's secrit NAFTA revenge /tinfoil

 

[ultimatebob]

Sounds like the Navy needs to invest in some new Icebreakers!

 

[sdifox]

Sounds like the Navy needs to invest in some new Icebreakers!

Should ask your pal Putin for a hand

 

[Exterous]

Crap - if the Canadians take the ship they'll have doubled the size of their navy! We better thrown another $100bn on the defense budget to deal with this new arms race

 

[sdifox]

Crap - if the Canadians take the ship they'll have doubled the size of their navy! We better thrown another $100bn on the defense budget to deal with this new arms race

We'll just attach small outboards to icebergs and send them to blockade you guys.

Iceberg drones!

 

[Exterous]

We'll just attach small outboards to icebergs and send them to blockade you guys.

Iceberg drones!

This is why we have a secret alliance with the Chinese and Indians to melt the icecaps. We must deprive the insidious Canadians access to their weapons of mass annoyance!

 

[deustroop]

Lt. Cmdr. Courtney Hillson says the crew are doing well and will focus on training and readiness while they wait to travel to warmer waters

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Crap - if the Canadians take the ship they'll have doubled the size of their navy! We better thrown another $100bn on the defense budget to deal with this new arms race

Take the ship? Maybe it's a plan for the US to conquer Canada. One ship might be enough.

 

[sdifox]

Lt. Cmdr. Courtney Hillson says the crew are doing well and will focus on training and readiness while they wait to travel to warmer waters

They will sure enjoy Montreal titi bars :awe:

 

[sdifox]

Take the ship? Maybe it's a plan for the US to conquer Canada. One ship might be enough.

Montreal has lots of snow and we know how you Americans can't handle snow :awe:

 

[sdifox]

This is why we have a secret alliance with the Chinese and Indians to melt the icecaps. We must deprive the insidious Canadians access to their weapons of mass annoyance!

They are just paying you lip service.

 

[Exterous]

Montreal has lots of snow and we know how you Americans can't handle snow :awe:

Hey don't let the constant stream of southerners complaining about 0.5" of snow (I don't know what that is in communist units of measurement. 1km maybe?) lull you into a false sense of superiority. The Upper Peninsula of MI laughs at the tiny amount of snow Montreal gets. Buffalo also thinks its cute.

 

[sdifox]

Hey don't let the constant stream of southerners complaining about 0.5" of snow (I don't know what that is in communist units of measurement. 1km maybe?) lull you into a false sense of superiority. The Upper Peninsula of MI laughs at the tiny amount of snow Montreal gets. Buffalo also thinks its cute.

So is that why a boat comissioned in Buffalo got stuck in Montreal?

 

[Exterous]

So is that why a boat comissioned in Buffalo got stuck in Montreal?

Heh - we don't staff boats solely based on where they were commissioned. Probably the fault of some Floridian Captain or something

 

[BD231]

Send the USS cow-penns. 179 nuclear missile silo's.

You wanna level a country, m8 you send the USS Cowpens

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Send the USS cow-penns. 179 nuclear missile silo's.

You wanna level a country, m8 you send the USS Cowpens

It's Canada dude, we could send the S.S. Minnow and have a pretty good chance.