You too can become an Ordained Minister!

[snakesnfrogs]

Become an Ordained Minister



make sure you print your certificate showing your credentials

 

[snakesnfrogs]

nobody else wants to be a minister?

 

[Jothaxe]

The funny thing is, that I am already an ordained minister. Or at least I was until I had the sense to realize that for me, there wasnt any sense in religion. I think I will pass on this one.

 

[Antisocial Virge]

Already am Actually have 50 free buisness cards saying it also, thanks to the hot deals forum.

 

[murdock2525]

Cool deal. I wish I had known about it 30 years ago.. Then I could've been like Jesse and Sharpton and had allot of money for doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Mikal]

To paraphrase a famous scifi writer and religion starter: "Easiest way to make a million dollars is to start your own religion."

So, send me your money, and I'll put in a good word with whatever god, goddess, or elemental force you want me to.

 

[Bleep]

When my youngest daughter got divorced and had no job and no money I got her to get ordained through ULC. She will do marriages anywhere anytime under any circumstances so long as it is within 150 miles, she has done some really weird marriage stuff but has made a lot of money and has supported herself and her 2 kids for 10 years so it is a good thing.
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