You think this will get me fired?

[Saint Nick]

I was thinking of taking an old Logitech web cam and setting it up somewhere around my cube so I can see when my boss's boss walks down our aisle talking to people. That way if I am having a conversation, especially if the conversation is not about work, I can be alerted seconds before instead of one second before.

He has walked in on many conversations of mine...and he will ask what we were talking about D:

 

[Gibson486]

What....you wanna put one in the girls bathroom?

 

[Juddog]

I was thinking of taking an old Logitech web cam and setting it up somewhere around my cube so I can see when my boss's boss walks down our aisle talking to people. That way if I am having a conversation, especially if the conversation is not about work, I can be alerted seconds before instead of one second before.

He has walked in on many conversations of mine...and he will ask what we were talking about D:

Just buy a bicycle rear-view mirror and clip it to your monitor. My co-worker did that and it worked out for him, nobody said anything about it.

Here is one at Thinkgeek:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/2940/

 

[scott916]

I can always tell who's coming just by the sound of their footfalls.

 

[OCGuy]

Can we get an idea of what kind of crazy conversations he has walked in on?

Judging by your avatar, you werent talking about how you banged two 10s at the same time in your penthouse suite at the Bellagio the weekend before.

 

[Saint Nick]

The rear view mirror would be good to have for my other boss. We have this long aisle, and at the end of the aisle, there is a wall where a lot of the managers/directors sit.

What....you wanna put one in the girls bathroom?

Sure why not.

 

[Saint Nick]

Can we get an idea of what kind of crazy conversations he has walked in on?

Judging by your avatar, you werent talking about how you banged two 10s at the same time in your penthouse suite at the Bellagio the weekend before.

You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover... :awe:

 

[BoomerD]

Only one way to find out...try it and see what happens.

Be sure to post the videos here for extra lulz...

 

[Juddog]

I was thinking of taking an old Logitech web cam and setting it up somewhere around my cube so I can see when my boss's boss walks down our aisle talking to people. That way if I am having a conversation, especially if the conversation is not about work, I can be alerted seconds before instead of one second before.

He has walked in on many conversations of mine...and he will ask what we were talking about D:

and then I said "rectum, damn near killed him! HAR HAR HAR!!"

 

[TwiceOver]

I have one of those infrared door sensors that flashes an LED attached to my monitor whenever someone walks down the hall to my office (only one down that hall).

 

[Saint Nick]

I have one of those infrared door sensors that flashes an LED attached to my monitor whenever someone walks down the hall to my office (only one down that hall).

This might actually be a better alternative.

 

[Slacker]

tell him to stfu gtfo and myofb, that will do the trick.

 

[zinfamous]

just set up a few bear traps outside your cube.


better yet, dig a pit 5 paces from your cube and line it with downward-facing punji sticks. smear animal feces on the punji sticks to increase infection among the wounded.

win!

 

[StageLeft]

I would not do that.

 

[Xcobra]

Fine suggestions we have tonight.

 

[Wyndru]

This is why every place I have worked locked down PC's so you couldn't install hardware or software.

 

[Ronstang]

I realize this is a novel concept by why don't you simply do your job?

 

[zinfamous]

I realize this is a novel concept by why don't you simply do your job?

Ban!

 

[lokiju]

One place I worked we took a nerf football and carved out the center and made a pin hole just enough to allow the webcam see out of and then just set the nerf football on top of a cabinet like it was just left up there then ran the wire down the backside of the cabinet and to a computer.

We used to just screw with people with it though.

Like set it somewhere where someone wouldn't know they were being watching and then say things like "stop scratching your ass!" and stuff like that.

 

[shortylickens]

If you wanna get fired just nail the cleaning lady on your desk.

 

[RPD]

If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spend that year in college.

 

[Matthiasa]

I realize this is a novel concept by why don't you simply do your job?

Since a lot of places don't actually have 8 hours for work for a person to do in a given day?
That and studies done show that breaks help productivity.

 

[alfa147x]

If you wanna get fired just nail the cleaning lady on your desk.

Lol

 

[Skeeedunt]

and he will ask what we were talking about

 

[masterxfob]

tell him to stfu gtfo and myofb, that will do the trick.

that would probably do it :thumbsup: