You stumble across your neighbor's closet full of naked children's dolls

[her209]

The guy is definitely a weirdo. Lives alone. Not married. No girlfriend. But on a grilling party over at his place, you accidentally open a closet door only to find a closet full of naked children's dolls. What do you do?

 

[Cuda1447]

I don't neccessarily see that as creepy. I mean, I can see how it would be perceived that way.... but at the same time there may be a logical explanation for that. I'd say mind your own business.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'd kill him.

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
I don't neccessarily see that as creepy. I mean, I can see how it would be perceived that way.... but at the same time there may be a logical explanation for that. I'd say mind your own business.

Yeah, he's probably just a collector.

 

[everman]

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your stash :Q

 

[jagec]

What do you mean, a bunch of Barbies or something? It's weird, but meh.

 

[JLGatsby]

All aboard the crazy train.

 

[bradruth]

Ask him if he wants to trade me for any of my childrens dolls covered in genuine human hair.

 

[Kaervak]

Eat them. With cheese sauce.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: jagec
What do you mean, a bunch of Barbies or something? It's weird, but meh.

No, definitely bigger than barbies.

 

[S Freud]

Do the obvious logical thing, break into his house and steal them all. If he freaks out about the missing dolls see what his reasons are and draw a conclusion from his reasons. :thumbsup:

 

[imported_bum]

The logical explanation is that he collects or fixes dolls so he has a stash that needs repairing/restoring or something (So they don't need their clothes?). Maybe he gets dolls from people, fixes them up, then resells on Ebay or something. Otherwise, he is a weirdo.

What do you mean by "dolls" though, this could change the weirdo factor.

Anyway, it isn't really your business. It sounds like you guys are too close, so don't confront him if it would make things akward. Just forgot about it, who cares.

 

[Chiboy]

Stick them up his anus, one by one.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: bum
What do you mean by "dolls" though, this could change the weirdo factor.

Dolls that are like 1.5 foot tall to 2 ft tall with plastic head, torso, and appendages.

 

[BoomerD]

WTF are you doing rummaging around in your neighhbor's closets in the first place?? Why would it be any of your business? What do you expect the cops to do? What crime has been committed, except perhaps you trespassing...

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: bum
What do you mean by "dolls" though, this could change the weirdo factor.

Dolls that are like 1.5 foot tall to 2 ft tall with plastic head, torso, and appendages.

Perhaps he makes Real Dolls for midgets.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: bum
What do you mean by "dolls" though, this could change the weirdo factor.

Dolls that are like 1.5 foot tall to 2 ft tall with plastic head, torso, and appendages.

Perhaps he makes Real Dolls for midgets.

:laugh:

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: bum
What do you mean by "dolls" though, this could change the weirdo factor.

Dolls that are like 1.5 foot tall to 2 ft tall with plastic head, torso, and appendages.

Maybe you should be more specific about what kind of dolls they are... Like are they baby dolls that cry and wet themselves or are they Barbies? The Barbie doll was modelled after a sex toy, so that would make perfect sense.

 

[FallenHero]

Confront him about it. He obviously stole my collection.

 

[mayonnaise]

You caught me, I'm a nudist and like to play tea time.

 

[Powermoloch]

Maybe the neighbor was out on a laundry mat with the clothes for the dolls....which results having tons of naked dolls in the closet.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
What do you expect the cops to do? What crime has been committed, except perhaps you trespassing...

1. "Hello, I'm Agent Aaron Smith, Homeland Security. What can I do for you?"
2. "Yeah, I'd like to report that my neighbor has these creepy naked dolls that he's collecting!"
1. .....
1. <blinks>
2. "Err, that is, I'd like to report that my neighbor has these creepy naked dolls that he's collecting...for terrorists!"
1. Thank you for doing your duty, citizen. I suggest you remain in your home while we call for backup and apprehend the suspect.

 

[CellarDoor]

This is kinda funny because one time when I was working for Sears, I had to deliver a few bags of salt to a customers house (long story). I went to the house and put the bags in the back yard as instructed, and I looked over and saw a huge pile of oddly painted mannequin limbs, heads, torsos etc. It was pretty freaky.

 

[tommywishbone]

poop in your pants. put your pants on one of the dolls. bang on your neighbors door and tell him you saw a little kid steal your pants and run in his house. dude will think his dolls have special powers. dude will attempt to teach dolls to rob banks and make him rich & powerful. when dude goes insane, buy his house at the bankrupcy sale and move in.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: bum
What do you mean by "dolls" though, this could change the weirdo factor.

Dolls that are like 1.5 foot tall to 2 ft tall with plastic head, torso, and appendages.

Maybe you should be more specific about what kind of dolls they are... Like are they baby dolls that cry and wet themselves or are they Barbies? The Barbie doll was modelled after a sex toy, so that would make perfect sense.

No, they're bigger than the barbies.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Dolls in a closet is no big deal and why are all of these doll owning children naked?