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EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Just because you're my asshat brother's friend and I played paintball with you once doesn't mean I'm your paid customer service tech. In fact, I didn't even build your computer. I refuse to support you, and yet you keep coming back.

"TONY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED OFFICE"
"TONY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MCAFFE"
"TONY I ACCIDENTALLY SAVED PORN OVER EXPLORER.EXE"
"TONY MY COMPUTER DOESN'T WORK"
"TONY HEEEEELLLP!"
"TONY!"
"WHY DO ALL THESE ADS KEEP POPPING UP"

Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, you'd think that after the first 11ty billion times I ignore you, you'd get the hint and GO THE FVCK AWAY AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF, FATASS! Man, if only that paintball game had been live fire with M-16's, I wouldn't have to deal with your bullsh!t. I shot you in the balls because you're an annoying piece of sh!t, not because I love you or something. Christ. If you ask me ONE MORE FVCKING TIME what virus scanner I use, or what RAM you should buy for your POS Compaq, I'll wrap it's damned plastic chassis around your face and drop you out of a fvcking 747 from FL350, without a goddamn parachute. Oh, and your Supra (yes, this asshat has a Supra, and he doesn't even have his driver's license yet) and hotass girlfriend are FAR above you, and I'm about || far from fvcking taking possession of both of them in return for not KILLING YOUR ANNOYING ASS.
 
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userman

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Mar 7, 2005
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Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?


Yeah giving tech support sucks almost every way you can look at it. Unless it was to some lesbians that like threesomes. :)
 
iversonyin

iversonyin

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and your Supra (yes, this asshat has a Supra, and he doesn't even have his driver's license yet) and hotass girlfriend are FAR above you, and I'm about || far from fvcking taking possession of both of them in return for not KILLING YOUR ANNOYING ASS.
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jealousy is a factor

 
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tfinch2

Lifer
Feb 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: userman
Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?


Yeah giving tech support sucks almost every way you can look at it. Unless it was to some lesbians that like threesomes. :)
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A threesome with lesbians is 3 lesbians you douche.

It would be bi females that like threesomes n00b.
 
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userman

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Mar 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: userman
Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?
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Yes, I can't talk about that, and no.
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Well have you ever given tech support to some lesbians that like threesomes? :)
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: iversonyin
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and your Supra (yes, this asshat has a Supra, and he doesn't even have his driver's license yet) and hotass girlfriend are FAR above you, and I'm about || far from fvcking taking possession of both of them in return for not KILLING YOUR ANNOYING ASS.
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jealousy is a factor
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Nah, my minivan is faster than his car, and his girlfriend has no brain to speak of. Thus both are symbolic only. Of course, I could turn the Supra into a massive rice machine and sell it for half a million dollars.
 
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amoeba

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So tech challenged guy has nicer car and hotter girlfriend than you ?

what else is new?
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: userman
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: userman
Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?
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Yes, I can't talk about that, and no.
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Well have you ever given tech support to some lesbians that like threesomes? :)
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No, but I have had a few... Encounters.
 
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userman

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Mar 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: userman
Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?


Yeah giving tech support sucks almost every way you can look at it. Unless it was to some lesbians that like threesomes. :)
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A threesome with lesbians is 3 lesbians you douche.

It would be bi females that like threesomes n00b.
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well i never said that the third would be a male.
 
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tfinch2

Lifer
Feb 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: userman
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: userman
Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?


Yeah giving tech support sucks almost every way you can look at it. Unless it was to some lesbians that like threesomes. :)
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A threesome with lesbians is 3 lesbians you douche.

It would be bi females that like threesomes n00b.
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well i never said that the third would be a male.
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What would be the point? They wouldn't let you watch if you weren't included.
 
AMDZen

AMDZen

Lifer
Apr 15, 2004
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You are a great example of why I advocate the legaliziation of marijuana.

You need to calm the fvck down and smoke a joint.

Computer nerds here all put up with the same thing, people and computers dont mix - and when people find someone that somehow mixes with them, they are amazed and astonished. They will keep track of you for all eternity. This is something you will have to live with, so get used to it.

I can definetely understand, as everyone else here can - but a few questions about "What Virus Scanner do you use" and "What RAM should I buy" are harmless. Its not too big a deal - and by ignoring him your only making it worse - trust me I know these people. You need to teach them how to find resources on their own so that they aren't coming to you any more. Its the old axiom "Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for blah blah". You know the adage, and its truth. Just point him to ATOT and a few other online resources and he'll never have to bother you again. And when he does, "Go to AT." Its a simple answer to all his problems.

Regardless, people seriously lack the perception of what MJ can do for them - you would be a lot less stressed out, the entire world would be less stressed if only it were legal. Now go buy a bag.
 
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userman

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Mar 7, 2005
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I think the weirdest tech support that i give out is to an old man that collects play boy, hustler and swank. Needless to say i wear rubber gloves.
 
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userman

Banned
Mar 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: userman
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: userman
Wait is your name tony? are you in the mafia? is the god father asking for help?


Yeah giving tech support sucks almost every way you can look at it. Unless it was to some lesbians that like threesomes. :)
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A threesome with lesbians is 3 lesbians you douche.

It would be bi females that like threesomes n00b.
Click to expand...


well i never said that the third would be a male.
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What would be the point? They wouldn't let you watch if you weren't included.
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well they might if they didnt have enough money. (One can always hope)
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: AMDZen
You are a great example of why I advocate the legaliziation of marijuana.

You need to calm the fvck down and smoke a joint.

Computer nerds here all put up with the same thing, people and computers dont mix - and when people find someone that somehow mixes with them, they are amazed and astonished. They will keep track of you for all eternity. This is something you will have to live with, so get used to it.

I can definetely understand, as everyone else here can - but a few questions about "What Virus Scanner do you use" and "What RAM should I buy" are harmless. Its not too big a deal - and by ignoring him your only making it worse - trust me I know these people. You need to teach them how to find resources on their own so that they aren't coming to you any more. Its the old axiom "Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for blah blah". You know the adage, and its truth. Just point him to ATOT and a few other online resources and he'll never have to bother you again. And when he does, "Go to AT." Its a simple answer to all his problems.

Regardless, people seriously lack the perception of what MJ can do for them - you would be a lot less stressed out, the entire world would be less stressed if only it were legal. Now go buy a bag.
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Based on the pics, he at least looks like he's already got a stash somewhere :p
 
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