You see that sign? it says MEN. GET THE FVCK OUT.

[acemcmac]

So I'm in the bathroom on another floor, taking a leak when I hear the door open behind me and the receptionist from my foor (60+/F/bitch) comes in to "scope out the clogged toilet"

1) You aren't a plumber, get out.
2) This isn't your job, you are a receptionist and we have a building administrator who is a male who's job this is.
3) My time to urinate and deficate at work is one of the only sacred times I have in the day to de-stress and you're interrupting it
3) I have my schlong in my hand and I'm looking at your 60+ year old hag-bitch, hunched over frame in the doorway of the bathroom gawking!!!! WTF!

:|

 

[DannyBoy]

Didn't you get laid?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

she wanted to inspect YOUR plumbing

 

[chuckywang]

7/10 for the rant.

 

[LeiZaK]

BAN

 

[Ryan]

Just accept that she saw your small penis and move on - she knows.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
she wanted to inspect YOUR plumbing

FTW

 

[Accipiter22]

pics?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
she wanted to inspect YOUR plumbing

:laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

that's hilarious. i know the type. i agree - what a dumb old bitch.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
So I'm in the bathroom on another floor, taking a leak when I hear the door open behind me and the receptionist from my foor (60+/F/bitch) comes in to "scope out the clogged toilet"

1) You aren't a plumber, get out.
2) This isn't your job, you are a receptionist and we have a building administrator who is a male who's job this is.
3) My time to urinate and deficate at work is one of the only sacred times I have in the day to de-stress and you're interrupting it
3) I have my schlong in my hand and I'm looking at your 60+ year old hag-bitch, hunched over frame in the doorway of the bathroom gawking!!!! WTF!

:|

Tap on her forehead....

Ausm

 

[Hammer]

hahaha

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

2/10

 

[Cuda1447]

Why the hell would someone do that?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I'm sure she has skillz. The riper the berry, the sweeter the juice.

 

[neutralizer]

You know, I'm sure she doesn't want to be in there as much as you don't want her to be there, but I guess she feels as part of her job description she should help out with that crap.

 

[Ranger X]

Hey, old hags need lovin' too.

 

[dawks]

Sexual harrasment lawsuit?

If a guy peeked in the girls room, chances are he'd be fired.. So much for equal rights

 

[PingSpike]

File a complaint with HR. God knows thats what would happen to you if you tried to check out the jammed tampon dispenser in the ladies room.

 

[thestranger]

lol funny, your right to rant...

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

You should've pretended to be startled, turned and pissed all over her shoes. "oops sorry bout that", then left washing.

 

[manohartvs]

So....that was the perfect time for....bukkakkkeeee

 

[Toasthead]

woah! That should be illegal!

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I'm sure she has skillz. The riper the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Grossest thing I've heard in a long time ... but it sure made me laugh (and spill my water)!

 

[brian_riendeau]

2/10 for the rant.