You see a riced out Civic, and you have an old watermelon.

[TitanDiddly]

You are walking down the street one day, with an old watermelon that you intend to throw away. All of sudden, this '86 Civic, speeds up behind you, parks with two wheels on the curb. It's loud as heck, and the driver just flipped off an old woman and a group of elementary school kids. The occupant switches off the purple ground effects, and hops out into a bar called 'The Laughing Pony". The car has white, peeling paint and it about 20% rust. In addition to the purple ground effects, there are in-car lights, and most everything that isn't metal lights up, wipers, trim, exhaust, etc. None of the colors match. There is a body kit on the front, which is unpainted fiberglass. Rear bumper is on vacation. There are at least seven 'Type R' stickers in various locations on the car, in addition to 'NOS' stickers and various others, some of which you suspect are actually sharpie. The most noticable feature is an exhaust which is about a foot in diameter, hung with a coat hanger. Upon closer inspection, you discover that the exhaust is actually made from a few coffee cans cut apart and riveted back together.

Now you get an evil idea. The watermelon is getting heavy. It's just a little bit larger than the exhaust- it could be shoved in, and make a nice seal all around as a ring around the outside of the watermelon is cut off by the sharp edges of the coffee can. Do you stuff the watermelon into the exhaust pipe?

Disclaimer: I do not condone the vandalism of other's property.

 

[Quasmo]

Think how crappy that dudes life must be... why am I gonna put them over the edge.

 

[Rebasxer]

You sound like you speak from expirience.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

for the love of god yes

 

[nakedfrog]

That might just be karma tossing you a freebie.

 

[dethman]

hells yes.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: dethman
hells yes.

 

[Legendary]

If I think if the highly unlikely combination of both me seeing this car while walking on the street and holding an old watermelon (a rare event in itself) were ever to occur, I would not hesitate to to the world a favor by plugging that muffler.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

And I thought I was just going to chuck the watermelon at his head :Q but I guess that'll do as well.

 

[kwjake]

lol, yup

 

[Aquila76]

I would do a little of column 1 and a lot of column 3. You gotta do something to celebrate!

EDIT: BTW, do you live near my neighborhood? Just asking, 'cause theres a lot of cars like that around me.
For every one that's been tricked nice, there's a whole burlap bag full of rice.

 

[Howard]

No.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
For every one that's been tricked nice, there's a whole burlap bag full of rice.

That's sig material right there

 

[Insane3D]

Why would you being "walking down the street one day" while holding an old watermelon you were planning on throwing away? Do you often take your old, ready to be thrown away watermelons for a walk?

😕

😉

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Why would you being "walking down the street one day" while holding an old watermelon you were planning on throwing away? Do you often take your old, ready to be thrown away watermelons for a walk?

😕

😉

:laugh:

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Why would you being "walking down the street one day" while holding an old watermelon you were planning on throwing away? Do you often take your old, ready to be thrown away watermelons for a walk?

😕

😉

It's kind of rotten, you don't want it in YOUR trash.

 

[Ornery]

Link me to a picture or two, of cars that have been "tricked nice". God, I can't wait to see this!

 

[amdhunter]

How about sticking your head into the muffler. Car vandalism sucks.

 

[xTYBALTx]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
That might just be karma tossing you a freebie.

 

[myusername]

http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/mycoffeecan/page1.html

 

[EyeMWing]

This sounds like a fitting place to put it - I saw a Civic just like the OP describes today, except it had SPINNAS. The real kind. It made me go 😕
And then it turned the corner and I discovered that the guy apparently ran out of money and had only bought three of them - the third wheel was stock steel with a Honda hubcap.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
This sounds like a fitting place to put it - I saw a Civic just like the OP describes today, except it had SPINNAS. The real kind. It made me go 😕
And then it turned the corner and I discovered that the guy apparently ran out of money and had only bought three of them - the third wheel was stock steel with a Honda hubcap.

Hot.

Did anyone notice that this is an exact repost of a post I mae about a year ago?

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Ornery
Link me to a picture or two, of cars that have been "tricked nice". God, I can't wait to see this!

OK. I consider a car 'tricked nice' when it has some semblance of the orignial car left to it. I hate giant add-on wings, company decals, hideous paint schemes, etc. on a car.
I liked both of these..
'97 Civic
2K2 Celica <=Gals can mod, too!

 

[RiDE]

I honestly doubt the "driver just flicked off an old woman and elementary kids" just like that.

This sounds so made up. :roll:

 

[jspeicher]

that is a horrible story, and you are a hater.