- Dec 8, 2003
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You are walking down the street one day, with an old watermelon that you intend to throw away. All of sudden, this '86 Civic, speeds up behind you, parks with two wheels on the curb. It's loud as heck, and the driver just flipped off an old woman and a group of elementary school kids. The occupant switches off the purple ground effects, and hops out into a bar called 'The Laughing Pony". The car has white, peeling paint and it about 20% rust. In addition to the purple ground effects, there are in-car lights, and most everything that isn't metal lights up, wipers, trim, exhaust, etc. None of the colors match. There is a body kit on the front, which is unpainted fiberglass. Rear bumper is on vacation. There are at least seven 'Type R' stickers in various locations on the car, in addition to 'NOS' stickers and various others, some of which you suspect are actually sharpie. The most noticable feature is an exhaust which is about a foot in diameter, hung with a coat hanger. Upon closer inspection, you discover that the exhaust is actually made from a few coffee cans cut apart and riveted back together.
Now you get an evil idea. The watermelon is getting heavy. It's just a little bit larger than the exhaust- it could be shoved in, and make a nice seal all around as a ring around the outside of the watermelon is cut off by the sharp edges of the coffee can. Do you stuff the watermelon into the exhaust pipe?
Disclaimer: I do not condone the vandalism of other's property.
Now you get an evil idea. The watermelon is getting heavy. It's just a little bit larger than the exhaust- it could be shoved in, and make a nice seal all around as a ring around the outside of the watermelon is cut off by the sharp edges of the coffee can. Do you stuff the watermelon into the exhaust pipe?
Disclaimer: I do not condone the vandalism of other's property.