Great reviews:
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.
I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.
Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.
The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.
Okay for Nuclear Tests but not bombs
by Dear Leader:
Well I buy this expecting to destroy the American imperialists but it is not enough and the damn Chinese won't help either.
Excellent product to power time travel device
I purchased this product to power the flux capacitor in my Time Machine. It easily reaches the 1.21 jig-a-watts necessary for accurate time travel.
It is a very simple buying process and arrives in the mail quickly. I only wish the company included a big yellow suit and gloves necessary to open the product.
Anyways, I have to end this review. I need to visit my mailman in the hospital, he mysteriously developed cancer.
NOT ENOUGH!,
It did little more than power a death star, so I returned it to the Earth forces... DO NOT BUY!
includes FREE life-long trip to Guantánamo Bay !!!,
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