A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package
of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n sh!t."
of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n sh!t."
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