You must be single! (A Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package
of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n sh!t."
 

Alphathree33

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Hmm.. Funny. :)

Sounds like when I was out to lunch the other day with this incredibly hot girl and she was complaining that as a girl in Computer Engineering, she always has to go to lunch with guys.

I said "Well, gee, if guys had to go to lunch with girls all the time, I dont think they'd be complaining."

Her response?

"Well... the quality of guys in Comp Eng isn't exactly... high."
 

nd

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Her response?

"Well... the quality of guys in Comp Eng isn't exactly... high."
What an unfair generalization. I'm in Computer Engineering and my mom says i'm the handsomest guy in school.

 

Kevin

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Originally posted by: nd
What an unfair generalization. I'm in Computer Engineering and my mom says i'm the handsomest guy in school.

Is this before or after she dresses you for school and gives you that big kiss on the forehead? :D
 

nd

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Originally posted by: kevin000
Originally posted by: nd
What an unfair generalization. I'm in Computer Engineering and my mom says i'm the handsomest guy in school.

Is this before or after she dresses you for school and gives you that big kiss on the forehead? :D
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.. I'm in college -- my mom hasn't dressed me for years.

 

rayma2

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Hmm.. Funny. :)



"Well... the quality of guys in Comp Eng isn't exactly... high."

well she should come to school with me... :)
 

gopunk

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Originally posted by: nd
Originally posted by: kevin000
Originally posted by: nd
What an unfair generalization. I'm in Computer Engineering and my mom says i'm the handsomest guy in school.

Is this before or after she dresses you for school and gives you that big kiss on the forehead? :D
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.. I'm in college -- my mom hasn't dressed me for years.

[mr. burns] i'm a big boy! [/mr. burns]
 

gopunk

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Hmm.. Funny. :)

Sounds like when I was out to lunch the other day with this incredibly hot girl and she was complaining that as a girl in Computer Engineering, she always has to go to lunch with guys.

I said "Well, gee, if guys had to go to lunch with girls all the time, I dont think they'd be complaining."

Her response?

"Well... the quality of guys in Comp Eng isn't exactly... high."

as the women in alaska say... the odds are good... but the goods are odd.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Hmm.. Funny. :)

Sounds like when I was out to lunch the other day with this incredibly hot girl and she was complaining that as a girl in Computer Engineering, she always has to go to lunch with guys.

I said "Well, gee, if guys had to go to lunch with girls all the time, I dont think they'd be complaining."

Her response?

"Well... the quality of guys in Comp Eng isn't exactly... high."

aw, she was trying not to hurt your feelings :)
 

nd

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Oct 9, 1999
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Is this before or after she dresses you for school and gives you that big kiss on the forehead? :D
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.. I'm in college -- my mom hasn't dressed me for years.

[mr. burns] i'm a big boy! [/mr. burns]
For someone making a Simpson's reference, I would have expected you to have gotten my original joke (Milhouse quote).
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Hmm.. Funny. :)

Sounds like when I was out to lunch the other day with this incredibly hot girl and she was complaining that as a girl in Computer Engineering, she always has to go to lunch with guys.

I said "Well, gee, if guys had to go to lunch with girls all the time, I dont think they'd be complaining."

Her response?

"Well... the quality of guys in Comp Eng isn't exactly... high."

true, true