You might be a redneck if...

[classy]

Originally posted by: PsychoYoda
...you're porch collapses and kills more than two dogs.

...you're family tree has no branches.

LOL. 7/10

The tree part was pretty good 🙂

 

a hilk.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

You know your a redneck if...

"If you think this sh!t is funny"



I wish all the "blue collar" comics would just die.

Too close to real life for you? Go back to your Hudson Hawk. :roll:


You know you're a redneck if... your house has wheels and your car don't.

 

[TheGeek]

A redneck might have used your computer if...
The monitor is up on blocks.
Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
The six front keys have rotted out.
The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
The password is "Bubba".
There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
The keyboard is camouflaged.
The mouse is referred to as a "critter"

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

You know your a redneck if...

"If you think this sh!t is funny"



I wish all the "blue collar" comics would just die.

Words of wisdom. You deserve a cold :beer:.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: royaldank
if you think "you might be a redneck" jokes are still funny years after the joke was dead.