You might be a redneck if...
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Pliablemoose
Lifer
- Oct 11, 1999
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Pliablemoose
Lifer
- Oct 11, 1999
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You use a toilet brush as a back scratcher
Your wife yells out " Hey ya'll come lookit this 'fore I flush it"
Between you, your wife, and 3 kids there is not enough teeth for the dentist to charge for a full cleaning and set of xrays.
You walk your son to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife yells out " Hey ya'll come lookit this 'fore I flush it"
Between you, your wife, and 3 kids there is not enough teeth for the dentist to charge for a full cleaning and set of xrays.
You walk your son to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your mother can tell the state trooper to kiss her a$$ without removing the Marlboro Light from her mouth.
you think harass (herass) is two words,
You use your belt buckle for an ID
You have a mobile home and 14 cars that arent
You use your belt buckle for an ID
You have a mobile home and 14 cars that arent
You might be a redneck if....
You thought the nut cracker was something you done off the high dive.
You thought the nut cracker was something you done off the high dive.
her209
No Lifer
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You might be a redneck if...
you have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say cool whip on the side.
your wife says she's game and you shoot her.
you panty lines can be seen from aerial photographs.
you've ever been accuse of lying through your tooth.
your dog passes gas and you claim it.
you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
you've ever taken a six-pack to a funeral.
your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
your neighbors think you're a detective cause a cop always brings you home.
you think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of k-mart.
you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
you think "fast food" is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
you've ever sat on the toilet until your legs fell asleep.
your daughter's barbie dream house has a clothesline in the front yard.
an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.
someone tells you you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
you were a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
[shamelessly ripped from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour]
you have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say cool whip on the side.
your wife says she's game and you shoot her.
you panty lines can be seen from aerial photographs.
you've ever been accuse of lying through your tooth.
your dog passes gas and you claim it.
you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
you've ever taken a six-pack to a funeral.
your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
your neighbors think you're a detective cause a cop always brings you home.
you think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of k-mart.
you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
you think "fast food" is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
you've ever sat on the toilet until your legs fell asleep.
your daughter's barbie dream house has a clothesline in the front yard.
an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.
someone tells you you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
you were a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
[shamelessly ripped from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour]
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