*YOU* might be a hoax if...

[propellerhead]

You might be a hoax if:

... people know you from a lawyer friend of a cousin of a friend of an old classmate.


Care to add to this?

 

[vi edit]

you put a disclaimer at the beginning of the email that says: THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

the first 13 "letters of every line are " > > > > > > > > > > > > >"

 

[Tauren]

...you strapped a jet engine to the top of your car and smashed into a mountain.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

You've ever been on a date with Anna Kournikova?

@ Erik

 

[yakko]

You have been fowarded through half of the AOL/Yahoo userbase.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< You've ever been on a date with Anna Kournikova? >>

 

[RedRooster]

A "hot chick" who just got hired is stationed directly outside of your office and you promise pictures of aforementioned chick.

 

[firestar46]

-if you come with 2 page instructions, and 10 page disclaimer
-if your side effects include penile dysfunction, chronic burning, or internal bleeding
-if you claim to upgrade the internet to 7.0
-if you have to be forwarded to multiple people that AREN'T having sex with you
-if you actually know who'd win between Bruce Lee or Coke
-if you are a clip-out of an amateur porn star, with a Swedish name
-if you can get Bert to explain why he hangs out with Osama now
-if you claim to have the cure for NEF

 

[vi edit]

<< -if you are a clip-out of an amateur porn star, with a Swedish name >>



Ouch! That one was below the belt.

 

[brxndxn]

if you've clicked the "create new topic" button in ATOT before you've decided what to post about...

 

[peemo]

If your AT username contains the word "Golden".

 

[RSI]

<< if you've clicked the "create new topic" button in ATOT before you've decided what to post about... >>

I think that better describes the word "nef".

-RSI

 

[RSI]

<< If your AT username contains the word "Golden". >>

Now THAT one was good.

-RSI

 

[jjones]

you post one more "hot babe working next to me" thread without pics.

oops, redrooster beat me to it.

 

[Tauren]

...you were standing on the WTC, with your back to the first plane and someone took your picture.

 

[firestar46]

<< -if you come with 2 page instructions, and 10 page disclaimer
-if your side effects include penile dysfunction, chronic burning, or internal bleeding
-if you claim to upgrade the internet to 7.0
-if you have to be forwarded to multiple people that AREN'T having sex with you
-if you actually know who'd win between Bruce Lee or Coke
-if you are a clip-out of an amateur porn star, with a Swedish name
-if you can get Bert to explain why he hangs out with Osama now
-if you claim to have the cure for NEF >>



-if you speak in l337$p3/-\|< in real-life
-if you actually think alligators are biting your ass on the 28th
-if you don't know what neffing is
-if you're a "herbal sexual enhancer" that ISN'T weed
-if you thought the A's would beat the Yanks
-if you think jesusdance.com is insightful
-if you think eakers ISN'T hot

 

[ShadowHunter]

<< -if you think eakers ISN'T hot >>



pics?

 

[Keego]

If 90% of your posts are the simple question: "Pics?"

 

[Tauren]

<< If 90% of your posts are the simple question: "Pics?"



>>



No. Unfortunately, they are real.