"You look great in the dark"

[Syringer]

What sort of back handed compliments have you received/dished out?

 

[NFS4]

That I make love like a spider

 

[Matt2]

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

muahahaha!!

I've never been dissed to my face, but I did tell a girl once that "it was ok".

 

[moonbit]

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

What the hell does that mean?

My husband likes to tell me I'm beautiful when he has no visual aids. (He's legally blind w/o contacts or glasses.)

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Ouuuuccch... And to a black man, no less. Write any emo poems lately? I would've. 😉

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

2004 called, they want your joke back.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Self-ownage at its finest.

http://www.backyardnature.net/spiders.htm

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis.

 

[jupiter57]

Almost!
"You look so damn good in this light".
The lights were WAY dim!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Self-ownage at it's finest.

http://www.backyardnature.net/spiders.htm

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA


Falls on floor 😀

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Self-ownage at it's finest.

http://www.backyardnature.net/spiders.htm

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis.

:laugh:

 

[bleuiko]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Self-ownage at its finest.

http://www.backyardnature.net/spiders.htm

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis.

Hahaha

 

[mooncancook]

you look very mature for your age

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I once told a guy he looked like Ronaldinho and he got pissed. 😛

Him Him Again

 

[CaptnKirk]

Zing . . ..

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Self-ownage at its finest.

http://www.backyardnature.net/spiders.htm

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis.

i don't think thats what he was going for though

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Two arms, two legs, one fun-stick...that's five. Now for the other three...

.....tentacles?:shocked:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Two arms, two legs, one fun-stick...that's five. Now for the other three...

.....tentacles?:shocked:

Tentacle pr0n FTW! :Q

 

[mooncancook]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Self-ownage at its finest.

http://www.backyardnature.net/spiders.htm

The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis.

i don't think thats what he was going for though

Maybe he means he tie down his "victims" like preys caught on a spider web. hmm and then extends his tentacles...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider

Two arms, two legs, one fun-stick...that's five. Now for the other three...

.....tentacles?:shocked:

Tentacle pr0n FTW! :Q<---click

*fap fap*

 

[Mr Incognito]

God damn, either tell us what making love like a spider means, or go call the girl and ask. Unless something is going over my head?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
God damn, either tell us what making love like a spider means, or go call the girl and ask. Unless something is going over my head?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=syringer

 

[Mr Incognito]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
God damn, either tell us what making love like a spider means, or go call the girl and ask. Unless something is going over my head?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=syringer

It all makes so much sense now, thank you.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Even better

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Syringer
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider</blockquote>

2004 called, they want your joke back.

rof:laugh:

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Syringer
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: NFS4
That I make love like a spider</blockquote>

2004 called, they want your joke back.

rof:laugh:

WTF?