You know you're rich when.......

PhoenixOrion

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....PriceWaterhouseCoopers LLC have their three separate offices in Zurich, Seoul and New York file taxes to three different countries for you at the end of each tax year.
(my friend's example)
 

thereds

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Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
....PriceWaterhouseCoopers LLC have their three separate offices in Zurich, Seoul and New York file taxes to three different countries for you at the end of each tax year.
(my friend's example)

He has separate businesses there?
 

MagicConch

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...when you are driving and the whole world is your ashtray (even the windshield of the car behind you)
 

bamacre

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... your wife doesn't want you to win the presidential race because she doesn't want to move into a smaller house.
 

PhoenixOrion

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.....you tie up every lover you have to the bedpost with a $5000 silk Hermes shawl and stab them with an ice pick a dozen times. (Basic Instinct)
 
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.. you can live a comfortabel life living off of dividends.

Know of a few that do. OPne guy seems to go on vacation monthly.
 

PhoenixOrion

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....you insist buying Louis Vuitton or Fendi leather bag ($10,000 and up each) in a department store when you KNOW that right across is a street vendor selling very good copycats of the same bag for $90 (made of leather but not the soft/supple kind).
 

randumb

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Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
.....you tie up every lover you have to the bedpost with a $5000 silk Hermes shawl and stab them with an ice pick a dozen times. (Basic Instinct)

:shocked:
 

axelfox

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You dress up like a bat and fight crime as a vigilante and have a butler named "Alfred."
 

PhoenixOrion

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......you're in your 80's but still hooks up with a 20-something year old with breast implants from a Houston Texas surgeon and have your oil baron son fight in court to maintain your business within the family.