You KNOW You're Old When...

[Amused]

Figure skaters and Cadillac commercials are using songs from favorite bands you grew up with.

 

[Miramonti]

...when your back goes out more than you do.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

haha! It's okay man. We all get there.

Nik

 

[Sluggo]

<< You KNOW You're Old When... >>



Your classic rock station is everyone elses oldies station.

 

[chuckieland]

when you have trouble to pump up the stuff

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< when you have trouble to pump up the stuff >>

:Q

 

[Mustanggt]

when you cant remember if you used the shampoo in the shower

 

[Anghang]

everyone around you starts getting married, single partiers are younger than you and know more about today's music than you do...

 

[HOWITIS]

(i'm nott old but...)

when you start saying... when i was a kid... or

in my day.... or

i wish i knew then what i know now.

 

[Mookow]

<< when you have trouble to pump up the stuff >>



Hey! no more of that! I almost spit out my drink reading it.

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

it started when the playmates in playboy were younger than me.

 

[d1abolic]

Damn, so you're saying we will one day see a Hit Em Up Caddie ad? Wicked!

 

[Anghang]

<< it started when the playmates in playboy were younger than me. >>


damn!...never thought of that...SO TRUE!!

 

[sciencetoy]

I remember back when the doctors started being younger than me, scary. But now, whenever I see a doctor my age I get worried that he's not up on the latest techniques.

Hey, you know you're old when you start paying attention to all those laxative, arthritis, etc commercials because you're interested in the product.

 

[GasX]

when people younger than you start to seem really immature for their age (in terms of how you remember yourself at that age)

 

[Praetor]

You know you're starting to get old when...

They play "Back to the Future" on Turner Classic Movies.

 

[SpecialEd]

<< You KNOW You're Old When... >>



when you start taking those Rogaine Commericals seriously.

 

[ultravox]

A. Your Potted plants stay alive.
B. Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.
C. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
D. 6O AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
E. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
F. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
G. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
H. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
I. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
J. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
K. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
L. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
M. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
N. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
O. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
P. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
Q. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
R. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
S. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms
and pregnancy test kits.
T. A $4.OO bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
U. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
V. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi &
Ding Dongs.
W. I just can't drink the way I used to; replaces I'm never going to
drink that much again.
X. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
Y. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply
to you.

 

[propellerhead]

<< everyone around you starts getting married... >>



Worse: everyone around you starts getting divorced...

Even worse: everyone around you starts getting married... for the 2nd or 3rd time...

Even worse: everyone around you invites you to their kid's wedding...

 

[Geekbabe]

<< A. Your Potted plants stay alive.
B. Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.
C. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
D. 6O AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
E. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
F. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
G. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
H. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
I. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
J. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
K. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
L. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
M. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
N. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
O. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
P. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
Q. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
R. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
S. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms
and pregnancy test kits.
T. A $4.OO bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
U. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
V. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi &
Ding Dongs.
W. I just can't drink the way I used to; replaces I'm never going to
drink that much again.
X. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
Y. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply
to you. >>



lol, I always thought a person was old when they knew as many bad jokes as you do Voxie

 

[conjur]

<< it started when the playmates in playboy were younger than me. >>



heh...try when they're just a few years older than your daughter! :Q

 

[cipher00]

Hill? What hill? I didn't see any darned hill.

 

[SpecialEd]

ultravox


that list was like a dagger man... ouch. I'm going to crawl back into my hole of denial now...

 

[HermitGuy]

I knew I was getting old when I watched Dan Marino retire and remembered that he was a couple of years younger than me in his rookie year.

 

[jjones]

i'm gonna quit reading threads like this; most of this stuff applies to me.