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You know you're Indian when....

The Pentium Guy

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http://www.blogthings.com/Indian.html

Some funny ones:

Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
.Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
You notice that whenever you go to another Indian's house, your parents always talk about work and business.
The second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about them.
 
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to no end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to know end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.


Venkgina?
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to know end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Mulva?
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to know end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Mulva?
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to know end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.
MULVA!!!
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to know end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Mulva?

Booba?
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to know end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Mulva?


No

Originally posted by: isasir
Venkgina?


remember its nowhere near my real name.
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to no end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Labia?
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to no end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Mulva?
 
Originally posted by: Pablo
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to no end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Mulva?
Little late to the party, slick.
 
Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy

You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

Never heard that one exactly, but I know an indian guy (american born and raised) who says "off the light", "off the tv", etc.
 
Originally posted by: venk
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

God, that is sooooooooooo annoying. I have a "pet name" and if I ever told anyone, I would get made fun off to no end.

Lets just say it sounds a lot like the name of a part of the female body.

Deloris? FTW!
 
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