Brutuskend
Lifer
It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99"
Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings... and non are visible.
You call 911 and they put you on hold.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 in the morning at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
IS George Clooney.
Gas costs 50 cents a gallon more than anywhere else in the United States.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze.
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't notice.
Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings... and non are visible.
You call 911 and they put you on hold.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 in the morning at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
IS George Clooney.
Gas costs 50 cents a gallon more than anywhere else in the United States.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze.
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't notice.
