You know you're going to have a fun day at class/work when..

[Injury]

Your professor walks in and begins to talk, then mid-sentence says "Wow... I'm on drugs. Seriously."


...


She had taken a muscle relaxer for some back problems the night before and it hadn't worn off. Gotta love honest professors.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Your professor walks in, pulls out a gun, and tells you, between sobs, how his wife of 20 years left him for one of the students in this class right now.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Your professor walks in, pulls out a gun, and tells you, between sobs, how his wife of 20 years left him for one of the students in this class right now.

A's for everyone!

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Your professor walks in, pulls out a gun, and tells you, between sobs, how his wife of 20 years left him for one of the students in this class right now.

:thumbsup:

 

[FFactory0x]

Tell her about the zero tolerance policy and blackmail her into giving you an A

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Tell her about the zero tolerance policy and blackmail her into giving you an A

then whip it out!

 

[yobarman]

....the teacher says "I really don't feel like teaching today. Its going to be a short class."

.... if the professor never shows up. BONG!

 

[George P Burdell]

bad: you walk into class and find everyone preparing cheat sheets for a test.
worse: you had no clue there's a test
???: the test is worth 30% of your grade

 

[godmare]

....you oversleep and have no clean underwear.
Hate that sh!t

 

[eigen]

You come to class on drugs.Which I will be doing friday as it is the last day of regular classes.

 

[eakers]

the prof says "this room is too cold, lets not have class today"

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
bad: you walk into class and find everyone preparing cheat sheets for a test.
worse: you had no clue there's a test
???: the test is worth 30% of your grade

ME!!!!!