You know you're getting old....

[MX2]

...when you keep pain pills (leftover from previous incidents) on hand..."just in case"

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: MX2
...when you keep pain pills (leftover from previous incidents) on hand..."just in case"

...when you cant remember where you put said pain pills.

 

[BrownTown]

Pretty much everyone I know of every age does that...

 

[gwrober]

How 'bout, you know you're military when you have more Motrin in your cabinet than all other meds combined....

Or, you know you're old when you've been out of the military for a while, and you still have some of those horse-pill sized motrins you got in the service...

 

[BooGiMaN]

when you start to grunt everytime you bend over, get off the couch....

when your body hurts after getting out of the bed int he morning....

start wearing dress socks with sandals...and hiking up your pants or shorts way way past your belly button....

when you get the unatural compulsion to yell at kids to get off your damn grass.....damn kids.....

 

[SlowSpyder]

When your pubes turn gray.

 

[Patt]

... when a hangover lasts days instead of hours.

 

[FlashG]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
when you start to grunt everytime you bend over, get off the couch....

when your body hurts after getting out of the bed int he morning....

start wearing dress socks with sandals...and hiking up your pants or shorts way way past your belly button....

when you get the unatural compulsion to yell at kids to get off your damn grass.....damn kids.....

do you know me?

 

[IGBT]

..when you have shoes older then some of your relatives.

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
When your pubes turn gray.

holy sh*t

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: MX2
...when you keep pain pills (leftover from previous incidents) on hand..."just in case"

...when you cant remember where you put said pain pills.

...because one of your grandkids stole them to maintain their prescription drug habit.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: MX2
...when you keep pain pills (leftover from previous incidents) on hand..."just in case"

...when you cant remember where you put said pain pills.

...because one of your grandkids stole them to maintain their prescription drug habit.

...what kind of pills was I looking for again?

 

[Abe Froman]

...when you start watching Matlock.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
...when you start watching Matlock.

Or when you know who "Abe Froman" is.

 

[Abe Froman]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
...when you start watching Matlock.

Or when you know who "Abe Froman" is.

And you know that he is the Sausage King of Chicago!

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Abe Froman

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
...when you start watching Matlock.

Or when you know who "Abe Froman" is.

And you know that he is the Sausage King of Chicago!

Devilishly handsome.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
...when you start watching Matlock.

Or when you know who "Abe Froman" is.

:thumbsup:

 

[fongo888]

...when you really want sock for Christmas.

 

[BoomerD]

When you're old enough to remember when the air was clean, and sex was dirty...