You know you're a redneck if...

[Texashiker]

You know you're a redneck if...

your weekend plans include running a trot line.

 

[Saint Nick]

Pretty sure someone detonated a nuke outside of town last night... Explosion was heard all over the city...

 

[HAL9000]

and that is required because?

Because, only a moron lets off a firework with no reason.

wut?

So you guys like to celebrate something you had no involvement in on a random day rather than on it's anniversary?

What?

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

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[HAL9000]

Only tonight? Damn, they started about 2 weeks ago here.

Why? What's so special about now?

 

[Anubis]

Why? What's so special about now?

you dont need a special reason to set off fireworks you fucking moron

 

[HAL9000]

you dont need a special reason to set off fireworks you fucking moron

Sure but if everyone is started setting fireworks off around now, then there is a reason you fucking moron.

 

[waffleironhead]

Because, only a moron lets off a firework with no reason.


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They shoot them off because they want to. No other reason is required.

 

[HAL9000]

They shoot them off because they want to. No other reason is required.

Please re-read my post that you quoted and you'll spot the reason.

 

[waffleironhead]

Please re-read my post that you quoted and you'll spot the reason.

No the only thing I read was your inability to comprehend why someone would choose to shoot off fireworks.

You seem to be making some unnecessary connection with fireworks.

Your inability to comprehend does not equal someone else being an idiot, quite the opposite actually.

 

[HAL9000]

No the only thing I read was your inability to comprehend why someone would choose to shoot off fireworks.

You seem to be making some unnecessary connection with fireworks.

Your inability to comprehend does not equal someone else being an idiot, quite the opposite actually.

I can comprehend the reason, it's because they are a moron.

 

[Farmer]

I can comprehend the reason, it's because they are a moron.

HAL9000 what is the reason you get up in the morning?

 

[waffleironhead]

I can't comprehend anything, it's because I'm a a complete moron.

I agree.

 

[HAL9000]

HAL9000 what is the reason you get up in the morning?

Depends what day it is, sometimes it's because I have work, sometimes I'm going out with friends or seeing my fiancee or going to the cinema, sometimes it's my birthday or christmas, sometimes I'm hungry. Sometimes I don't.

 

[Farmer]

Depends what day it is, sometimes it's because I have work, sometimes I'm going out with friends or seeing my fiancee or going to the cinema, sometimes it's my birthday or christmas, sometimes I'm hungry. Sometimes I don't.

No, I can comprehend the reason, it's because you're a fucking moron.

 

[HAL9000]

No, I can comprehend the reason, it's because you're a fucking moron.

Oh... :|

 

[Raduque]

Hey neckbeard, why do you hang around at a place where everybody hates you?

 

[HAL9000]

Hey neckbeard, why do you hang around at a place where everybody hates you?

I don't.

 

[waffleironhead]

I don't.

Ignorance is bliss eh?

 

[HAL9000]

Ignorance is bliss eh?

Sometimes, but in this instance I'm not being ignorant.

 

[SlowSpyder]

I buy fireworks a week or two early, the stores get really crowded close to the 4th. So then, here I am with a few hundred dollars worth of awesome sitting in my kitchen with a week to go before the 4th. So, I light some because I'm impatient. This may be why many are lighting them, the 4th is close.

 

[HAL9000]

I buy fireworks a week or two early, the stores get really crowded close to the 4th. So then, here I am with a few hundred dollars worth of awesome sitting in my kitchen with a week to go before the 4th. So, I light some because I'm impatient. This may be why many are lighting them, the 4th is close.

Ahh that makes sense, I forgot about Independence Day. Ta.

 

[mizzou]

I love the smell of fireworks in the morning

 

[Pardus]

You Might Be A Redneck when You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You Might Be A Redneck when Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.

You Might Be A Redneck when You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

 

[jupiter57]

Ignorance is bliss eh?

Sometimes, but in this instance I'm not being ignorant.

If you're not ignorant, then you are just trolling, Troll.

 

[HAL9000]

If you're not ignorant, then you are just trolling, Troll.

Nope, not doing that either.