You know you're a... (joke thread)

LordRaiden

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Ok, let's see how long we can keep this going. Remember, keep the jokes clean. Of course that should be obvious. :D

The rules are simple, just tell a 1 line "You Know" joke. Examples:

1. You know you're a cronic problem maker when the first words out of your friends mouth are "Ok, what did you do this time?" every time they hear police sirens.

2. You know you've had too much to eat when a national geographic film crew shows up to begin charting you.

3. You know your cat has been eating too much catnip when you walk into your kitchen and find it attacking the blender.

4. You know your cat needs a haircut when you mistake it for a gigantic piece of lint.

Ok guys, your turn!
 

Brutuskend

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You know your Thread is lame, when no one responds. ;)

Edit: Oops, I guess I already fvcked THAT up HUH?
 

LordRaiden

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Oh come on Brutuskend, you know you can outdo those jokes. You're the humor king around here! :D

There's just a bunch who won't reply because they hate me. Still haven't figured out why. Oh well, their loss.
 

KingNothing

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You know you're hated on ATOT when no one will even nef in your thread.

Edit: Except CR, but he doesn't count because he hates everything
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: KingNothing
You know you're hated on ATOT when no one will even nef in your thread.

Edit: Except CR, but he doesn't count because he hates everything

I don't hate everything :)
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: KingNothing
You know you're hated on ATOT when no one will even nef in your thread.

Edit: Except CR, but he doesn't count because he hates everything

I don't hate everything :)
Then please take the stick out of your ass.

 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: KingNothing
You know you're hated on ATOT when no one will even nef in your thread.

Edit: Except CR, but he doesn't count because he hates everything

I don't hate everything :)
Then please take the stick out of your ass.

I love the people who don't even know me yet chime in everytime I post to talk trash on an internet forum
 

Brutuskend

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You know Brutuskends had a hard week, when he can't come up with SOMETHING to amuse the ATOT gang.


(sorry, I thought and thought, and I got nothing! :eek: )
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
HAHA. That's ok bud. You'll think of something.

HotChic, who's poetry you refering to?

Weren't you the one who posted a bunch of threads with poems in them a while back?
 

Brutuskend

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Ok how about this?

You know you're a looser when,
A Jehovah's Witness comes to your door, takes one look at you and says "OH Christ! I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house!"
 

AreaCode707

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[edit] I'm a moron. Hit back, did something, and thought, oh, I didn't hit send? Double post. :)
 

MithShrike

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Umm...

You know your family is messed up when you see a bum in a Burger King only to realize he's your uncle.

You know you're messed up when a spitball war ensues with that same bum who turns out to be your uncle.


NOTE: Yes, this actually did happen. My family is fvcked. An FYI about that uncle, he is now in the California Medical Facility, or a prison for those with medical needs.
 

LordRaiden

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Hey, be nice to her. We all make mistakes. I've been paying for some of mine recently, but it's made me a better person. Not quite so angry anymore. But I'm getting off the subject here. Oh wait, maybe that's why it's called Off Topic? :)