you know you are a clipper fan when....

hans007

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you are sitting at work, watching espn gameupdates hoping the wizards win and the clippers lose so that we can move from 6th in the lottery to 5th because next year when kobe comes and we get sebastian telfair it'll be our year.



you own a lamar odom jersey still wear it to games even though he's gone, and yell at shawn marion from the 8th row during the tipoff of a suns clippers game.



you scream "wang zhi zhi!!!!" constantly with 3 of your friends while yelling blow out your ACL to michael olowokandi every time he touches the ball. and yelling put keyon in , put keyon in. well until you cant speak anymore.


you have made entire families leave your section due to your being loud and yelling things like jesus shuttlesworth sucks from the upper deck during a 30 point loss.



you hate those lakers flags everyone has during the playoffs including your own dad's.


anyone else here a die hard clipper fan? i've been one for 10 years and man its been painful. anyone else wanna talk clippers with me? my old boss at ucla and i were die hards and wore jerseys at work to the laughter of everyone else. share your pain with me!

 

boyRacer

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you know you're a clipper fan when you're the only one in the clipper thread you started. :p ;)

i used to go the clipper games... first because they were cheaper than laker tickets... and they werent full of actors and actresses and all that flashy crap... :D good fun too... even moreso when they play their heart out... what sucks is the losses by a point or two. :(
 

hans007

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i think of being a clipper fan as like... its like the boston redsox playoff curse, except well the curse is in the regular season for the clippers and they never make the playoffs.

 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: hans007
i think of being a clipper fan as like... its like the boston redsox playoff curse, except well the curse is in the regular season for the clippers and they never make the playoffs.

And the Clippers lack that New England charm. ;)
 

Lager

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You know you're a Clippers fan when you are home every summer cheering on the Lakers during the playoffs.
 

hans007

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: hans007
i think of being a clipper fan as like... its like the boston redsox playoff curse, except well the curse is in the regular season for the clippers and they never make the playoffs.

And the Clippers lack that New England charm. ;)

but they have guys like the clipper fan man. he is charming!


he used to take a home and an away jersey sew them together and dance in the isles. too bad 2 years in a row they both got traded so he had to buy 2 new jerseys each year. now he just wears a duke one and dances.


its things like that that make me love the clippers. no laker fans even care about their team, when they suck next year after everyone leaves i will have my last laugh.
 

CPA

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You know your a Clippers fan when yourmost diehard fan wears a Duke jersey cause he's getting tired of having to purchase new team jerseys every year due to the player turnover.


Sorry, best I could do.



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