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Dunbar

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They try to wait until late at night to walk the little emasculators but they can't hide. I just want to say "man card" and hold out my hand, but it isn't even necessary. I just shoot them "the look" and they walk away in shame.
 

Journer

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OP is a moron. You should use your brain a little more and think about some things.

Why would someone walk later at night? Well for one its a hell of a lot easier than getting up before work/school to do it. It is usually cooler (for summer months thats nice)
How immasculating are they really? Ive got a miniature dachshund that my roomy takes out for walks all the time. Why? girls LOVE them. They go crazy for cute dogs and it is a relly good ice breaker. I, however, find it very annoying because ive got a g/f and they bug me every friggin minute of the walk...i should start charging. Sometimes i get weird looks by guys when walking my dog. My guess is they are as stupid as you. Or just as insecure. If walking a dog, be it froo froo or not, makes you feel un-manly...you've got serrious problems.
 

Journer

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
As opposed to the macho retards walking their unmuzzled pitbulls?

owned. Those ugly bastards will never get you any good looks from a girl. everyone knows you got the dog just to try and look like a tough badass, but in reality you a moron who prolly doesnt take good care of his dog because you feed it table scraps so it too can be 'manly' ...so friggin stupid
 

Whisper

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Originally posted by: Journer
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
As opposed to the macho retards walking their unmuzzled pitbulls?

owned. Those ugly bastards will never get you any good looks from a girl. everyone knows you got the dog just to try and look like a tough badass, but in reality you a moron who prolly doesnt take good care of his dog because you feed it table scraps so it too can be 'manly' ...so friggin stupid

I dunno, my friend back in undergrad had a pitbull, and it did indeed get him plenty of "oohs" and "awws" from the females at UGA.

Then again, the dog was perpetually-confused and very ADHD, so the temperament might've had something to do with the attention.
 

erub

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Originally posted by: Whisper
Originally posted by: Journer
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
As opposed to the macho retards walking their unmuzzled pitbulls?

owned. Those ugly bastards will never get you any good looks from a girl. everyone knows you got the dog just to try and look like a tough badass, but in reality you a moron who prolly doesnt take good care of his dog because you feed it table scraps so it too can be 'manly' ...so friggin stupid

I dunno, my friend back in undergrad had a pitbull, and it did indeed get him plenty of "oohs" and "awws" from the females at UGA.

Then again, the dog was perpetually-confused and very ADHD, so the temperament might've had something to do with the attention.

Hmm, isn't UGA's Mascot a pitbull? Could have something to do with them thinking it looks like Uga

 

tweakmm

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
As opposed to the macho retards walking their unmuzzled pitbulls?
You and the OP are as very much as stupid as the other for a lot of the same reasons. :thumbsup:
 
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Originally posted by: erub
Originally posted by: Whisper
Originally posted by: Journer
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
As opposed to the macho retards walking their unmuzzled pitbulls?

owned. Those ugly bastards will never get you any good looks from a girl. everyone knows you got the dog just to try and look like a tough badass, but in reality you a moron who prolly doesnt take good care of his dog because you feed it table scraps so it too can be 'manly' ...so friggin stupid

I dunno, my friend back in undergrad had a pitbull, and it did indeed get him plenty of "oohs" and "awws" from the females at UGA.

Then again, the dog was perpetually-confused and very ADHD, so the temperament might've had something to do with the attention.

Hmm, isn't UGA's Mascot a pitbull? Could have something to do with them thinking it looks like Uga

I think its a bulldog not a Pitbull.
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: Dunbar
They try to wait until late at night to walk the little emasculators but they can't hide. I just want to say "man card" and hold out my hand, but it isn't even necessary. I just shoot them "the look" and they walk away in shame.

YOU SUCK AT LIFE BECAUSE YOUR PREFERENCE IN DOMESTICATED BEASTS IS DIFFERENT THAN MINE !!! AHAHAHAHA
 

thedarkwolf

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The ones walking their own foo foo dogs are the bad one. Atleast the ones walking their girlfriend's dog have girlfriends.
 

loic2003

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yeah that's funny! I hate foo foo dogs, but also pitbulls. I like Labradors, Retreivers and Alsations a lot better. Nice, intelligent dogs, bu not too brutish.
 

SSSnail

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You know what's funnier? The guy that wishes he'd have a gf that has a little dog so he can walk it, making fun of the guy that's walking the dog.
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: Dunbar
They try to wait until late at night to walk the little emasculators but they can't hide. I just want to say "man card" and hold out my hand, but it isn't even necessary. I just shoot them "the look" and they walk away in shame.

Please I want to be more machismo like you. You teach me, no? Please, I have monies. :)
 

iamwiz82

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9lbs of fury.

I have no issue walking her. I'm secure in my sexuality and don't need a big dog to prove to others that I am heterosexual. I have to wonder if the OP's wee-wee dances a little when he sees Brad Pitt, and this is his way of denying the truth?
 

compuwiz1

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What happened to tri-pawed? Hit by a car?

I had a Dalmation a several years back, which was like your dog. Mine got hit by a car, and had to have his front leg removed.
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
What happened to tri-pawed? Hit by a car?

I had a Dalmation a several years back, which was like your dog. Mine got hit by a car, and had to have his front leg removed.

We aren't 100% sure, but the Humane Society thought that the previous owner stepped on her and never took her to the vet.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Dunbar
They try to wait until late at night to walk the little emasculators but they can't hide. I just want to say "man card" and hold out my hand, but it isn't even necessary. I just shoot them "the look" and they walk away in shame.
you aren't the type many women would be attracted to.