You know what's funny?

[upsciLLion]

I figured out a math problem now that I'm drunk that I couldn't figure out while I was sober. :beer:

I'm so bringing a flask with me to the second actuarial exam.

 

[Platypus]

nobody loves me it's true
not like you do

 

[upsciLLion]

Covered by the blind belief
That fantasies of sinful screens
Bear the facts, assume the dye
End the vows no need to lie, enjoy
Take a ride, take a shot now

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Covered by the blind belief
That fantasies of sinful screens
Bear the facts, assume the dye
End the vows no need to lie, enjoy
Take a ride, take a shot now

oh, these sour sour times

 

[ActuaryTm]

Ahh, sinking funds, annual premiums and reserves, multiple decrements, etc.

Absolutely. Alcohol required.

 

[aplefka]

That's kind of funny.

You know what's not funny?

Parody threads about the Super Bowl after it's over.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
nobody loves me it's true
not like you do

Thanks man, I appreciate that.

 

[Casawi]

just an excuse so ppl wont think you're an alky

 

[element]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I figured out a math problem now that I'm drunk that I couldn't figure out while I was sober. :beer:

I'm so bringing a flask with me to the second actuarial exam.

Let me guess. You think you solved it cause you're drunk, and when you sober up you'll realize all you solved was a winning strategy of tic tac toe vs. your drunk self. But then you can't lose can you?

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: element

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I figured out a math problem now that I'm drunk that I couldn't figure out while I was sober. :beer:

I'm so bringing a flask with me to the second actuarial exam.

Let me guess. You think you solved it cause you're drunk, and when you sober up you'll realize all you solved was a winning strategy of tic tac toe vs. your drunk self. But then you can't lose can you?

As long as I get the middle square I can't lose.

 

[moshquerade]

some people do their best thinking when they are drunk :beer:

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
some people do their best thinking when they are drunk

deMoivre, Gompertz, Makeham - they all had to be drunks.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
some people do their best thinking when they are drunk :beer:

Others wake up next to people and wonder if they were doing any thinking at all while they were drunk

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Ahh, sinking funds, annual premiums and reserves, multiple decrements, etc.

Absolutely. Alcohol required.

...which is why so many business major join frats.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: moshquerade
some people do their best thinking when they are drunk

deMoivre, Gompertz, Makeham - they all had to be drunks.

Kellison was definitely a "straight-edger." There is no humor in the man's writing.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Kellison was definitely a "straight-edger." There is no humor in the man's writing.

Indeed. Kellison was quite un-interest-ing.

I always found Parmenter to be more entertaining - at least as entertaining as Interest Theory can be.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Kellison was definitely a "straight-edger." There is no humor in the man's writing.

Indeed. Kellison was quite un-interest-ing.

I always found Parmenter to be more entertaining - at least as entertaining as Interest Theory can be.

K-Dawg is totally feelin' the burn on that one.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
K-Dawg is totally feelin' the burn on that one.

Fo' sure. Speaking of drunks:

K-Dawg gettin' his swerve on (second from the right).

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
K-Dawg is totally feelin' the burn on that one.

Fo' sure. Speaking of drunks:

K-Dawg gettin' his swerve on (second from the right).

lmao.

If he drinks many more of those, his fund won't be the only thing that's sinking.