You know what really grinds my gears?

[El Guaraguao]

You spend about 15min lookin' for fap material online and when you finally find it, you furiously beat your dick like it owes you money and when youre about to bust a nut, the camera man suddenly focuses to the guy screwing the chick. Obliterating your sexual climax.


That is all.



Something or other in the rules about "mature" topics, and L&R. -Admin DrPizza

 

[guyver01]

file this under "shit i didn't need to know about you."

 

[El Guaraguao]

file this under "shit i didn't need to know about you."

come on man. you know it happens to you too.

 

[guyver01]

come on man. you know it happens to you too.

nope. i've got a girlfriend.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

There are three solutions to your problem:
Believing Jebus and let the Flying Spaghetti Monster, through his noodly appendage, deliver you from this sin
or
Watch lesbian porn and be 98% sure you won't be seeing anyone's dick but your own.
or
Use your imagination to remember a time when you had a woman.

Ok... so maybe there are two solutions...

 

[guyver01]

There are three solutions to your problem:
Believing Jesus and let God, through grace, deliver you from this sin

wow... how many accounts does Phineas have?

 

[Dr. Zaus]

wow... how many accounts does Phineas have?

Do you think I was seriously trying to proselytize?

Fine, I'll change it.

Edit:

There, now we can all take it for the silliness it was intended for.

 

[guyver01]

Do you think I was seriously trying to proselytize?

hmmm... he knows who Phineas is just by his first name...

did you just slip up Phineas?

 

[Dr. Zaus]

hmmm... he knows who Phineas is just by his first name...

did you just slip up Phineas?

Yes, Yes I did, but not because I am he you speak of!

It is all just an elaborate facade so that I can hide the dark truth...

Pheneas J Woopie is now actually posting as :: Dixy is shot in the head, from the shadows, his computer-brain (an 80x86) starts spitting out binary ::
01000000 00100001 01100111 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100100 01110011 00100001 01101100 01101110 01100101 01100100 01110011 01100000 01110101 01101111 01110010

 

[TheVrolok]

nope. i've got a girlfriend.

Psssh.. having a gf hardly negates the need for pr0n.

 

[llee]

lol....

the hot nanny that you found on world of warcraft doesn't count.

nope. i've got a girlfriend.

 

[Ben90]

Yea that shits totally the gayest.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Psssh.. having a gf hardly negates the need for pr0n.

Preach it brotha!

 

[Iron Woode]

you know what grinds my gears?

when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Psssh.. having a gf hardly negates the need for pr0n.

:thumbsup: No kidding! Wait until you marry her you'll come back to porn to fill in the gaps in your sex life. We all do.

<--Actually had sex with the wife last night.