You know what I love about hot pockets...

Saint Nick

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They taste great, they are convienient, relatively un-healthy for you ;), and they're HOT :D
 

purbeast0

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lol ... relatively healthy? good one.

thats like saying ice cream is relatively healthy for you because its high in calcium.
 

Nitemare

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Not to mention if you eat them every day, you can save tons on embalming after you die.
 

Nutdotnet

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
lol ... relatively healthy? good one.

thats like saying ice cream is relatively healthy for you because its high in calcium.

Ha, I was thinking the same thing.

Hot Pockets ARE NOT HEALTHY. Processed, enriched bleach flour, fatty, fatty, cheese...the only "Hot Pocket" I've seen that's relatively healthy are those "Lean Pocket Ultra's"...and they taste like crap.
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: alien42
gotta love that sodium. half a days share in one little meal.

"relatively healthy for you"

If you're on the 4000 calorie diet, that's only a quarter!
 

Spooner

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I eat the Lean Pockets fairly regularly when I don't want to prepare breakfast or dinner. They're not very good for you :(
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Spooner
I eat the Lean Pockets fairly regularly when I don't want to prepare breakfast or dinner. They're not very good for you :(
better than McD's though.

 

Spooner

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Here's the official info for one Lean Pocket - Chicken Parmesan

Ounces: 9 Servings: 2
Calories: 280 Calories from Fat: 60
Total Fat: 7 g Total Fat % Daily Value*: 10%
Saturated Fat: 2 g Saturated Fat % Daily Value*: 10%
Cholesterol: 30 mg Cholesterol % Daily Value*: 10%
Sodium: 620 mg Sodium % Daily Value*: 26%
Total Carbohydrate: 43 g Total Carbohydrate % Daily Value*: 14%
Dietary Fiber: 3 g Dietary Fiber % Daily Value*: 11%
Sugars: 5 g Protein: 13 g
Vitamin A % Daily Value: 6% Vitamin C % Daily Value: 0%
Calcium % Daily Value: 20% Iron % Daily Value: 10%
Weight Watcher Value: 6 Diet Exchanges: 2.5 Starch, 1 Medium- Fat Meat
 

olds

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Originally posted by: jndietz
They taste great, they are convienient, relatively un-healthy for you ;), and they're HOT :D

Are you trying to become a lifer in one day?
 

HumblePie

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Just do this....Go to Jack in the Box and Order 2 Bacon Ultimate Cheese Burger Combos. Extra Large. Substitute Curly fries for normal fries. Grab a coke. Ask for some sugar packets.

Now.. dump 2 packets of sugar on your burgers. Dump 2 on your fries. Dump 3+ in your drink.

What do you get? Something close to a hot pocket for healtiness and a co-worker of mine does.

the guy I work with has been doing for over 50 years for lunch every day. He's 5'10" and weighs like 100 pounds of nothing. Dude makes me sick.
 

CPA

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I love Lean Pockets, especially Meatball, Chicken Parmesian, Turkey and Swiss.
 

edro

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Lean Pocket Ultras are very good for you and are damn near the perfect substitute meal.
 

Spooner

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I've yet to have the Ultra's. Problem is I always come way still feeling hungry when I eat one
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: edro13
Lean Pocket Ultras are very good for you and are damn near the perfect substitute meal.

and my stupid Krogers stopped carrying them about a month ago :(