You know what I hate?

[glen]

Do you know what I hate? When I put my tongue in a sprocket feed of a self starting film projector till my tongue gets stuck against the red hot projector bulb until its starts to burn.

 

[kami]

<< Do you know what I hate? When I put my tongue in a sprocket feed of a self starting film projector till my tongue gets stuck against the red hot projector bulb until its starts to burn. >>


I hate it too...old habit

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMAO glen

 

[crypticlogin]

Damn, I thought you were going to say hairy men in tutus.

 

[glen]

YOu know anther thing I hate? When I am grating lemons, and it hits my knuckles, and the skin gets all torn up, and then it gets caught in the grater and it keeps ripping it, and then I get lemon juice on it. Wow, that really smarts.

 

[macka]

dude.... wtf???

~macka

 

[xirtam]

So *that's* how you can become a diamond member...

 

[erikiksaz]

I thought you were going to say how you hate being confused with glenn1

 

[virtuamike]

What I really hate is when I eat something with jalapenos, then my contact falls out and I don't do a good enough job of washing my hands before I put it back in. Jalapeno in my eye oh my!!! Toothpaste isn't nearly as bad, it just makes your eye feel minty fresh.

 

[glen]

<< What I really hate is when I eat something with jalapenos, then my contact falls out and I don't do a good enough job of washing my hands before I put it back in. Jalapeno in my eye oh my!!! Toothpaste isn't nearly as bad, it just makes your eye feel minty fresh.
>>



good one

I can't remeber all of them

 

[CADsortaGUY]

<< Do you know what I hate? When I put my tongue in a sprocket feed of a self starting film projector till my tongue gets stuck against the red hot projector bulb until its starts to burn. >>




...eww...owww...ouch....I hate it when that happens...

 

[AreaCode707]

glen, your sig is putting elf curses on whoever reads it, isn't it. [yelling] KAMI!!!! Get in here and translate his sig so we know what it says! [/yelling]

 

[glen]

One time, I was sitting in my boxer shorts typing on this forum, and the cat was sitting in my lap. Well, someone IMed me on AIM. That scared the crap out of the cat. Scratched the heck out of my lap when he jumped off, and it knocked over a bottle of alcohol, all over my crotch. Whew, I didn't know if I should stand or sit it hurt so bad.

 

[glen]

nazg = ring in the black speech, so I bet you can guess it

 

[AreaCode707]

*smacks self in head* I wasn't really paying attention, just joking around. I've read the books often enough that I should recognize that when I see it.

 

[glenn1]

<< I thought you were going to say how you hate being confused with glenn1 >>



Nah, we're easy to tell apart... i'm the ugly one with the hunchback and club foot...

 

[Yeeny]

<< What I really hate is when I eat something with jalapenos, then my contact falls out and I don't do a good enough job of washing my hands before I put it back in. Jalapeno in my eye oh my!!! Toothpaste isn't nearly as bad, it just makes your eye feel minty fresh. >>



Oh yeah, want to talk about burning? Try sneaking your moms Jean Nate Body Splash perfume when your about 16, and hurriedly splashing it on you before you get caught. Only thing is you splash on too much, and some runs down and hits some tender spots. Thats stuffs pure alcohol!! :Q I never snuck it again.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Damn, I thought you were going to say hairy men in tutus. >>



And I thought you were gonna say immigrants...

I was *so* pissed off