You know what I hate?

[JLGatsby]

I bought an issue of Maximum PC (just for giggles), and I noticed it, like many magazines, has one of those thick pages (almost like a really thin cardboard) in the middle of the magazine that you're not able to rip out. In this case, it was offering subscription cards.

Why can you dolts that work at this magazine just put a loose card in and get it over with?

I hate having these thick pages you cannot rip out in the middle of the magazine.

I also have an issue of Fortune that has a same thing, except it's an ad for a credit card.

I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about how much I hate it when magazines do this.




Bigots and masturbation. This thread has run it's course.
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[WyteWatt]

I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

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[dighn]

I hate that too. it is really annoying when you are trying to flip the pages

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

What's a magazine "minority?"

 

[Eeezee]

You're so weak that you can't remove a thin page in a magazine?

You wake up in the middle of the night realizing that you lack the physical strength to tear paper?

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
You're so weak that you can't remove a thin page in a magazine?

You wake up in the middle of the night realizing that you lack the physical strength to tear paper?

You don't understand, if you rip it out, it will just tear, it will not come out completely. There will still be a ripped stubb and it will make the magazine look and feel terrible.

 

[scrawnypaleguy]

Did you get one of the ones with the 14-page ad for some company?

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

What's a magazine "minority?"

Jesus... since you're that dense I'll spell it out for you...

I HATE MEXICANS!!!!

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
Jesus... since you're that dense I'll spell it out for you...

I HATE MEXICANS!!!!

Ooooookay. What does that have to do with my OP?

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I bought an issue of Maximum PC (just for giggles), and I noticed it, like many magazines, has one of those thick pages (almost like a really thin cardboard) in the middle of the magazine that you're not able to rip out. In this case, it was offering subscription cards.

Why can you dolts that work at this magazine just put a loose card in and get it over with?

I hate having these thick pages you cannot rip out in the middle of the magazine.

I also have an issue of Fortune that has a same thing, except it's an ad for a credit card.

I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about how much I hate it when magazines do this.

It's okay...keep doing pushups and maybe someday you will be strong enough to rip extremely thin cardstock.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Eeezee
You're so weak that you can't remove a thin page in a magazine?

You wake up in the middle of the night realizing that you lack the physical strength to tear paper?

You don't understand, if you rip it out, it will just tear, it will not come out completely. There will still be a ripped stubb and it will make the magazine look and feel terrible.

*ANGST*

- M4H

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

What's a magazine "minority?"

Jesus... since you're that dense I'll spell it out for you...

I HATE MEXICANS!!!!

:laugh:

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: OdiN
It's okay...keep doing pushups and maybe someday you will be strong enough to rip extremely thin cardstock.

As I repeated before, if you rip it out, there will still be ripped stubs, it will not rip out perfectly.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

As I repeated before, if you rip it out, there will still be ripped stubs, it will not rip out perfectly.

It's okay...if you keep reading books maybe one day you will be smart enough to figure out what an xacto knife can do.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

lol, response of the year nomination.

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See our post, above, and take the message, or take your posts elsewhere.

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[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: OdiN
It's okay...if you keep reading books maybe one day you will be smart enough to figure out what an xacto knife can do.

It will still look hashy. I need it to rip out perfectly. Also, you may cut another page when using a knife like that.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: OdiN
It's okay...if you keep reading books maybe one day you will be smart enough to figure out what an xacto knife can do.

It will still look hashy. I need it to rip out perfectly. Also, you may cut another page when using a knife like that.

I never have a problem.

EDIT: (Sorry...I couldn't come up with another smartass comment ATM...gotta take a shower and get to my appt.)

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

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Pwned! TY mod.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

AnandTech Moderator

That uh...that was a joke ya know. But hey.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: WyteWatt

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

What's a magazine "minority?"

Jesus... since you're that dense I'll spell it out for you...

I HATE MEXICANS!!!!

:laugh:

wtf, what so funny about this? is there a hidden joke a foreigner that has even lived in the U.S. (me) cannot understand?

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

AnandTech Moderator

That uh...that was a joke ya know. But hey.

Thanks for the suport Odin, but it's ok... I respect the moderators' decisions and the rules of the forum

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

AnandTech Moderator

That uh...that was a joke ya know. But hey.

Thats the mexican mod aparantly

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: WyteWatt

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

AnandTech Moderator

That uh...that was a joke ya know. But hey.

Thanks for the suport Odin, but it's ok... I respect the moderators' decisions and the rules of the forum

Never heard of the joke, care to explain?

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: newParadigm

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

AnandTech Moderator

That uh...that was a joke ya know. But hey.

Thats the mexican mod aparantly

heh, thats a new one. Well Wyte got owned, ty mod.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: WyteWatt
I have the same problem, except replace "thick ads in magazines" with "minorities"

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I have a problem, except replace "minorities" with "bigoted BS." Looking for a reason to go elsewhere? You are on the right track. :|

AnandTech Moderator

That uh...that was a joke ya know. But hey.

Joking isn't allowed in this day of political correctness