You know what grinds my gears?

StevenYoo

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i don't like it when actors in movies set in some old/ancient period have teeth that are too perfect.

When I was watching that trailer for "300," the first thing I said to myself was "man, his teeth are just way too brilliantly white and straight to be an ancient Spartan soldier."

anyone else have this pet peeve?
 

Atheus

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Maybe the Spartans had perfectly clean teeth from eating only grains and meat and no sugar.
 

Perknose

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You might have the beginnings of your own scroll here.
 

KLin

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You know what really grinds my gears? You America! Fsck you!

/Family guy movie.
 

EarthwormJim

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You know what really grinds my gears?

People who's lives are so boring and mundane that all they have to complain about are teeth.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: StevenYoo
i don't like it when actors in movies set in some old/ancient period have teeth that are too perfect.

When I was watching that trailer for "300," the first thing I said to myself was "man, his teeth are just way too brilliantly white and straight to be an ancient Spartan soldier."

anyone else have this pet peeve?

What are they gonna do? Chew on a handfull of nuts and bolts and swish red wine in their mouths for 3 months straight just to prepare for the part? James Woods might do that but I doubt anyone else in Hollywood is that crazy.
 

preslove

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I think the main problem in 300 is the fact that THERE WERE OTHER GREEK WARRIORS AT THE LAST STAND OF THERMOPYLAE!!!!!

Final stand of the Spartans and Thespians

Leonidas, realizing that further fighting would be futile, dismissed all Greek forces save the surviving Spartans and Thebans on August 11 the Spartans having pledged themselves to fight to the death, and the Thebans held as hostages as Thebes' loyalty to Greece was questioned. However, a contingent of about 700 Thespians, led by Demophilus, refused to leave with the other Greeks. Instead, they chose to stay in the sacrificial effort to delay the advance and allow the rest of the Greek army to escape.

The significance of the Thespians' refusal to leave should not be ignored. The Spartans, as brave as their sacrifice indubitably was, were professional soldiers, trained from birth to be ready to give their lives in combat as Spartan law dictated. Conversely, the Thespians were citizen-soldiers (Demophilus, for example, made his living as an architect) who elected to add whatever they could to the fight, rather than allow the Spartans to be annihilated alone. Though their bravery is often overlooked by history, it was most certainly not overlooked by the Spartans, who are said to have exchanged cloaks with the Thespians and promised to be allies for eternity.[citation needed]

The fighting was said to have been extremely brutal, even for hoplite combat. As their numbers diminished the Greeks retreated to a small hill in the narrowest part of the pass. The Thebans took this opportunity to surrender to the Persians[28]. After their spears broke, the Spartans and Thespians kept fighting with their xiphos (short swords), and after those broke, they were said to have fought with their bare hands, teeth and nails.

The Greeks killed many Persians, including two of Xerxes' brothers. In this final stand, Leonidas was eventually killed; rather than surrender, the Spartans fought fanatically to defend his body. To avoid losing any more men, the Persians killed the last of the Spartans with flights of arrows.

There were ~1,000 Theban and Tespian soldiers there on top of the 300 Spartans.
 

StevenYoo

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Originally posted by: preslove
I think the main problem in 300 is the fact that THERE WERE OTHER GREEK WARRIORS AT THE LAST STAND OF THERMOPYLAE!!!!!

Final stand of the Spartans and Thespians

Leonidas, realizing that further fighting would be futile, dismissed all Greek forces save the surviving Spartans and Thebans on August 11 the Spartans having pledged themselves to fight to the death, and the Thebans held as hostages as Thebes' loyalty to Greece was questioned. However, a contingent of about 700 Thespians, led by Demophilus, refused to leave with the other Greeks. Instead, they chose to stay in the sacrificial effort to delay the advance and allow the rest of the Greek army to escape.

The significance of the Thespians' refusal to leave should not be ignored. The Spartans, as brave as their sacrifice indubitably was, were professional soldiers, trained from birth to be ready to give their lives in combat as Spartan law dictated. Conversely, the Thespians were citizen-soldiers (Demophilus, for example, made his living as an architect) who elected to add whatever they could to the fight, rather than allow the Spartans to be annihilated alone. Though their bravery is often overlooked by history, it was most certainly not overlooked by the Spartans, who are said to have exchanged cloaks with the Thespians and promised to be allies for eternity.[citation needed]

The fighting was said to have been extremely brutal, even for hoplite combat. As their numbers diminished the Greeks retreated to a small hill in the narrowest part of the pass. The Thebans took this opportunity to surrender to the Persians[28]. After their spears broke, the Spartans and Thespians kept fighting with their xiphos (short swords), and after those broke, they were said to have fought with their bare hands, teeth and nails.

The Greeks killed many Persians, including two of Xerxes' brothers. In this final stand, Leonidas was eventually killed; rather than surrender, the Spartans fought fanatically to defend his body. To avoid losing any more men, the Persians killed the last of the Spartans with flights of arrows.

There were ~1,000 Theban and Tespian soldiers there on top of the 300 Spartans.

ahh, but were their teeth perfect?
 

newb111

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Originally posted by: StevenYoo
i don't like it when actors in movies set in some old/ancient period have teeth that are too perfect.

When I was watching that trailer for "300," the first thing I said to myself was "man, his teeth are just way too brilliantly white and straight to be an ancient Spartan soldier."

anyone else have this pet peeve?

You care about their teeth, but don't mind the fact they all speak english?
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: StevenYoo
i don't like it when actors in movies set in some old/ancient period have teeth that are too perfect.

When I was watching that trailer for "300," the first thing I said to myself was "man, his teeth are just way too brilliantly white and straight to be an ancient Spartan soldier."

anyone else have this pet peeve?

What are they gonna do? Chew on a handfull of nuts and bolts and swish red wine in their mouths for 3 months straight just to prepare for the part? James Woods might do that but I doubt anyone else in Hollywood is that crazy.

Hire Brits
 

Fritzo

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You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
 

ViviTheMage

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

how many times did you have to rewind to write this up?!
 

compuwiz1

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Didn't a mod tell someone to go grind their gears elsewhere for a couple weeks, recently?
Could have sworn I saw that quote. :)
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Fritzo
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

how many times did you have to rewind to write this up?!

You know...they have this thing called Google now. You just type in a few words and BOOM!!!