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Rakehellion

Lifer
Jan 15, 2013
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What if you mean to say "faxing" instead?

"I'm fucking my boss right now." Damn autocorrect! I meant to say bosses.
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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If I type "fukcing" there's no reason it shouldn't correct it to "fucking"

But what about when you mean to type "ducking" and it would auto-correct to "fucking?" Might have to get used to typing "crouching" or "squatting" instead.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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If you are so casual in your cussing as to need auto-correct maybe you should reflect on your speech habits and the impression you make on others.
 

John Connor

Lifer
Nov 30, 2012
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My sister has an Android Galaxy and it won't even spell damn. It does dam. Fucking stupid! I'll never buy one of those pussy smartphones that cost you an arm and a leg and then your balls! I like my Tracphone.
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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Sorry to hear, but please do remember that profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.
 

linuxboy

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Sorry to hear, but please do remember that profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

Dude, sorry, but nobody wants to hear about how inarticulate you are remembering the crotch as you practice linguistic profanity. Motherfucker, please.