You know the people that don't want to make noise in the restroom while others are there?

[Injury]

I love to make them wait in agony.

It's a challenge for me.

I'll get comfortable just to make them suffer.

Some dude lasted 10 minutes today before I decided I should just get back to work.




Sorry for pooping thread. I just find it funny that people are so embarrassed about what everybody does.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

POOPIES!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!! POOPIES!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!!POOPIES!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!!POOPIES!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!!POOPIES!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!!POOPIES!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!!

 

[markgm]

What if they're not there for what you thought, but rather for some Sen. Larry Craig action?

 

[anxi80]

if they dont know how to announce their presence with the astaire toe-tap or unfamiliar with the ways of the camo-cough... then all's fair in love and war.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I just let it all out. We all do it, who cares if someone else hears it? It's a bathroom for christ sake, what do you expect to hear/smell in there?

Now if I heard foot-tapping or slurping noises I'd get a little concerned...thinking there might be a republican senator in there or something.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

LOL. My brother told me this too and does the same thing. I just let it out, and if it's really loud, I lol and go "oh ya.."

Usually, I hear some laughter whenever i do that.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
LOL. My brother told me this too and does the same thing. I just let it out, and if it's really loud, I lol and go "oh ya.."

Usually, I hear some laughter whenever i do that.

I like to say this in a deep voice, "Oh yeah!!!! Droppin loads..." :laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

:| <^>

edit: oh and you must like the smell of shit, you freak

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
LOL. My brother told me this too and does the same thing. I just let it out, and if it's really loud, I lol and go "oh ya.."

Usually, I hear some laughter whenever i do that.

yeap.

i just let it go and if it takes some groans, grunts and a oh yea then that is what it takes.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I just let it all out. We all do it, who cares if someone else hears it? It's a bathroom for christ sake, what do you expect to hear/smell in there?

If you would learn the "Courtesy Flush" we wouldn't hear/smell anything. I wish more knew about it.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
:| <^>

edit: oh and you must like the smell of shit, you freak

There's no smell if they are avoiding doing it hahaha

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I just let it all out. We all do it, who cares if someone else hears it? It's a bathroom for christ sake, what do you expect to hear/smell in there?

If you would learn the "Courtesy Flush" we wouldn't hear/smell anything. I wish more knew about it.

what?

a courtesy flush won't get rid of the sound or smell.

 

[nick1985]

lol poop

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: meltdown75
:| <^>

edit: oh and you must like the smell of shit, you freak

There's no smell if they are avoiding doing it hahaha

You walk in and stay because you enjoy the smell of fresh human feces. Don't think they didn't pinch that bad boy the second you walked in.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: meltdown75
:| <^>

edit: oh and you must like the smell of shit, you freak

There's no smell if they are avoiding doing it hahaha

You walk in and stay because you enjoy the smell of fresh human feces. Don't think they didn't pinch that bad boy the second you walked in.

Smells like victory.

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: nick1985
lol poop

"He called the shite poop!"

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
LOL. My brother told me this too and does the same thing. I just let it out, and if it's really loud, I lol and go "oh ya.."

Usually, I hear some laughter whenever i do that.

I like to say this in a deep voice, "Oh yeah!!!! Droppin loads..." :laugh:

:shocked:

Sure you're visiting the right men's rooms?

 

[AbAbber2k]

omg guilty as charged

It depends on the poopie though. If it's a monster turd I'll just sit and let it take it's time. No need to force it out. If it's hot, liquid-fire poopie... fuck it if someone else is in the room.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I just let it all out. We all do it, who cares if someone else hears it? It's a bathroom for christ sake, what do you expect to hear/smell in there?

If you would learn the "Courtesy Flush" we wouldn't hear/smell anything. I wish more knew about it.

what?

a courtesy flush won't get rid of the sound or smell.

Sure it does if it's done right. Much easier on a commercial toilet though.

 

[compuwiz1]

This thread reminds me of this one time I was using a stall in the airport. Apparently it was a full house. This guy was coming up to all the stall doors and knocking, while saying "The Huns are at the bridge!" :laugh:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I just let it all out. We all do it, who cares if someone else hears it? It's a bathroom for christ sake, what do you expect to hear/smell in there?

If you would learn the "Courtesy Flush" we wouldn't hear/smell anything. I wish more knew about it.

what?

a courtesy flush won't get rid of the sound or smell.

Sure it does if it's done right. Much easier on a commercial toilet though.

hahah you will still hear someone grunting and the splashing. not to mention you will still smell it. unless you going to be flushign while shitting.

 

[Journer]

hahaha. i'm one of those weirdos. i dont like to make noise while shitting, pissing is fine though. but it isnt because of the noise. its because i cant stop from laughing. laughing that the bitch next to me has to hear/smell my stench :laugh:

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
This thread reminds me of this one time I was using a stall in the airport. Apparently it was a full house. This guy was coming up to all the stall doors and knocking, while saying "The Huns are at the bridge!" :laugh:

I would have shit in my hand, burst out of the stall, and shoved my hot steamy fresh turd down his throat.






















maybe

 

[GrumpyMan]

I just turn off the light on the way out and chuckle back to my desk.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: GrumpyMan
I just turn off the light on the way out and chuckle back to my desk.

now that is mean!