You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither

[hyperActive]

This really cracked me up. Some of my favourites include:

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

and

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

The Philosophy of Sex

Cheers.

 

[her209]

Sex with a pregnant woman is the best because you know she won't get pregnant from you.

 

[hyperActive]

True. Limits positions much? No?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

That was a pretty funny read, I liked the Robin Williams quote the best:

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

But only because I can hear him saying it in my head :laugh:

 

[chambersc]

Is there still some tread on the tires or is it like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway?

- Stewie, Family Guy


best quote ever.

 

[Jeff7]

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

 

[hyperActive]

The Barbara Bush quote is especially funny.

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

 

[eits]

i LOVE that "i wanna suck your dick" look from girls... it's such a refreshing feeling and it reminds you that it rules being a guy.

 

[Golgatha]

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

 

[Sqube]

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

Truest out of the whole group.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: hyperActive
The Barbara Bush quote is especially funny.

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

haha that's awesome!! hahaha

 

[hyperActive]

Originally posted by: Sqube
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

Truest out of the whole group.

My bio prof tells us this constantly. :S

 

[hyperActive]

The funny thing is, most of these are very true. Im not sure if their atttributed right though.

 

[Babbles]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: hyperActive
The Barbara Bush quote is especially funny.

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

haha that's awesome!! hahaha

LOL, that's great!

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: Sqube
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

Truest out of the whole group.

QFT