you know that feeling when you have water in your ear?

[Lithium381]

I woke up this morning with the feeling of water in my right ear...which is odd, since i hadn't showered the night before. I accused my wife of putting water drops on me in my sleep, but she got offended. :-( Anyway about an hour later when I was at work the feeling was still there so i started really shaking my head trying to get it out.....a fucking silverfish pops out. SHIT that scared the heck out of me....*shudder* it was alive too.

do you think it laid eggs? i wonder how deep it got... can i pour vinegar or hydrogen peroxide or anything in my ear to clear it out?

 

[zerocool84]

You're going to die. It laid eggs on your brain.

 

[zinfamous]

lol at accusing your wife of dropping water in your ear while you slept.

:beer:

 

[Squisher]

Put your ear up to the air conditioner and the mouse will get them out with his tongue.

 

[mmntech]

You're going to die. It laid eggs on your brain.

Oh, he won't die, yet. The eggs will hatch in his brain and take it over. You're a slave to the silverfish masters now. :hmm:

 

[sandorski]

Bottled Water?

 

[El Guaraguao]

I woke up this morning with the feeling of water in my right ear...which is odd, since i hadn't showered the night before. I accused my wife of putting water drops on me in my sleep, but she got offended. :-( Anyway about an hour later when I was at work the feeling was still there so i started really shaking my head trying to get it out.....a fucking silverfish pops out. SHIT that scared the heck out of me....*shudder* it was alive too.

do you think it laid eggs? i wonder how deep it got... can i pour vinegar or hydrogen peroxide or anything in my ear to clear it out?

 

[luchinos]

well, i dont this feeling, but similar thing happened to my mother once...

 

[Rubycon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54&

 

[IronWing]

Use the radiation from your cell phone to kill the eggs.

 

[Sluggo]

You remember that ear bug from Star Trek II don't you?

 

[zinfamous]

well, i dont this feeling, but similar thing happened to my mother once...

:hmm:

you don't say?

 

[Ballatician]

lol at accusing your wife and the responses so far

but dude, that is disgusting and will make it harder to sleep tonight

I don't know what you can put in there but if you start feeling pain or seeing swelling then you know what it is...remember the cockroach/tongue story? Maybe talk to a doctor or I don't know, an entomologist??

 

[The Boston Dangler]

hoooooo lyyyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiit

 

[OVerLoRDI]

I will never be able to peacefully suffer that feeling every again.

Thanks

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

 

[DivideBYZero]

Nice clean house you have there.

 

[BurnItDwn]

There's probably more.
You should put earwigs in your ear to eat any remaining silverfish.

They aren't called "earwig" for nothin!

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

That is nasty. I might actually splash some water in the ear to actually clean that out.

 

[schneiderguy]

 

[BoomerD]

Kwitcherbitchin...they were only visiting...

 

[destrekor]

:shudder:

 

[darkxshade]

I just pissed one out of my urinary tract.

 

[Lithium381]

wtf is up with all teh monkey/sloths pictars? the thing from startrek was the second thing i thought of.... i'm super paranoid now since i keep feeling MAYBE that feeling in my ear and i don't know if it's babies or what

 

[Alone]

Thanks, OP. Thanks a fucking lot.