You know it's time to diet when . . .

[XMan]

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
* You dance and it makes the band skip.
* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
* You could sell shade.
* Your blood type is Ragu.
* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

 

[MaxDSP]

😀

 

[zimu]

funny

i don't get this one:
Your blood type is Ragu.

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: zimu
funny

i don't get this one:
Your blood type is Ragu.

Ragu is a brand of spaghetti sauce in the US.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: X-Man

Originally posted by: zimu
funny

i don't get this one:
Your blood type is Ragu.

Ragu is a brand of spaghetti sauce in the US.

But..he doesn't get it cause spaghetti sauce really isn't unhealthy.

 

[TallBill]

lol, i like it 😛

 

[brtspears2]

Ah nice, though I always liked the "When you break your bones, gravy spills out"

 

[Kalvin00]

😀

 

[EvilYoda]

I like the first one, heh 🙂

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You look like this?

- M4H

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: zimu
funny

i don't get this one:
Your blood type is Ragu.

Ragu is a french word for beef stew, with an assortment of vegetable.