Here's a few beer quotes from Cheers as provided by
Tastybrew.com:
SAM: What's new, Normie? NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
SAM: What'd you like, Normie? NORM: A reason to live. Give me another beer.
SAM: What'll you have Normie? NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM: Looks like beer, Norm. NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.
WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. NORM: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.
WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? NORM: All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.
WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
SAM: What do you say, Norm? NORM: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.