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You know, I used to think...

BespinReactorShaft

Diamond Member
1. CDs were actually made of glass.

2. Bombay Sapphire (the gin itself) was actually blue.

3. Optical mice LEDs emitted lasers that damage eyesight

4. Mouth ulcers secreted hydrochloric acid

5. Chilli peppers were alkaline (so the spiciness could be neutalised by lotsa vinegar)

6. Battery water was sulphuric acid



....I'm sure there's more, but I suddenly can't be bothered anymore.

:=|

 
that babies came from storks
that bud is dangerous
that HDTV is really worth the extra money
that a box of laptops is actually worth anything without power cables

😛
 
that I was superior to others because of my underground musical tastes
that a new TV show would eventually replace Seinfeld
that people who drove expensive cars were rich
that the US basketball team would always win gold in the Olympics
that I would like every Metallica CD ever released

And I still don't look directly at the bottom of my optical mouse. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Rob9874
that I was superior to others because of my underground musical tastes
that a new TV show would eventually replace Seinfeld
that people who drove expensive cars were rich
that the US basketball team would always win gold in the Olympics
that I would like every Metallica CD ever released

And I still don't look directly at the bottom of my optical mouse. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

I've had my optical shined right into my eye. It hurts.
 
I just looked at the bottom of my mouse, and now I have a big greenish blue spot in my vision. Stupid LEDs.

2. Oh, hey, I never thought about it. I guess it's not blue. I feel ig'nant. 😛 I mean, Hpnotiq is blue...

5. Hrm. Pickled peppers!
 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I just looked at the bottom of my mouse, and now I have a big greenish blue spot in my vision. Stupid LEDs.

2. Oh, hey, I never thought about it. I guess it's not blue. I feel ig'nant. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> I mean, Hpnotiq is blue...

5. Hrm. Pickled peppers!



Mmmmmm Hpnotiq......
 
Originally posted by: Munchies
<blockquote>quote:
<hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>Ikonomi</b></i>
I just looked at the bottom of my mouse, and now I have a big greenish blue spot in my vision. Stupid LEDs.

2. Oh, hey, I never thought about it. I guess it's not blue. I feel ig'nant. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> I mean, Hpnotiq is blue...

5. Hrm. Pickled peppers!<hr></blockquote>



Mmmmmm Hpnotiq......

Big glass of Hpnotiq with a splash of cranberry juice. Yuuummmmyyyyyy!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Nik
that HDTV is really worth the extra money
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

HDTV is worth the money but a CRT HDTV set isn't (read projector).
 
I used ti think when you broke your arm a piece of the arm actually came off and had to be put back on. 😀
 
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