You know how Google searches can auto fill with crazy stuff?

John Connor

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Prof that people will share anything on the net. :rolleyes: Dude needs to vist a doctor that specializes in the asshole. LOL Can't remember the name.

And WTF were you searching for? LMAO!
 

UglyCasanova

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Prof that people will share anything on the net. :rolleyes: Dude needs to vist a doctor that specializes in the asshole. LOL Can't remember the name.

And WTF were you searching for? LMAO!

I found it earlier today while doing research on draining my infected finger. Google I guess thought I might need to stimulate my sphincter to poop as well.
 

VulgarDisplay

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I can't help but think these are more related then you are letting on.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2383496

So, you bite your finger nails, you got an infection. EVERYONE who bites there nails posts in that thread saying they have never gotten and infection.

You post another thread about fingers entering assholes. Could this be the reason you have an infection in your finger?
 

UglyCasanova

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I can't help but think these are more related then you are letting on.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2383496

So, you bite your finger nails, you got an infection. EVERYONE who bites there nails posts in that thread saying they have never gotten and infection.

You post another thread about fingers entering assholes. Could this be the reason you have an infection in your finger?

Nope but thanks for checking.
 
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UglyCasanova

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geeze I sound snappy. I can't sleep and the doc prescribed Tramadol for the pain. I wish he just gave me real pain meds instead of this, but I didn't push it. Anyways I took one and I have no idea if there is any pain relief in my finger, but it made me feel sick.

Weird I guess it didn't edit but posted new reply. I need sleep!
 

John Connor

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I found it earlier today while doing research on draining my infected finger. Google I guess thought I might need to stimulate my sphincter to poop as well.


LOL!

I seen your earlier post on your finger, but made no comment. Did you see the other post about lance Armstrong? :rolleyes:
 

John Connor

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Yeah, all those pain medications WILL make you sick. I was given a shot in the ass of morphine and a shot in the other butt cheek for the nausea that would happen. That shit hit quick too! I was given some pain meds from the dentist and it made me sick too.
 

phucheneh

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For some reason this seems like it should be under the heading of 'You think your screets are bad?'...
 

Jeff7

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I found it earlier today while doing research on draining my infected finger. Google I guess thought I might need to stimulate my sphincter to poop as well.
So....are you absolutely sure that this whole "infected finger" problem was caused by biting your nails?
 

zanejohnson

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hold up


so we've got infection, assplay, opiates, and google here


now i'm no genius...



.......edit..

and the plot thickens with Lance Armstrong.

i dont even have to do any work here.

im over here giggling like a schoolgirl.............................now i have to get up and find a lighter so i can smoke this pot.