You hot-headed young guys crack me up

[waitman]

I love when people tailgate me and I jam on the brakes, the look on their face is priceless. they get so pissed, Now that's fun!

Originally posted by: KB

Originally posted by: edro13
I love to tailgate people... 99% of the people don't care, but that 1% is soooo fun.

Its that 1% that own a gun in their car and don't mind using it. Frankly I don't mess with anyone because it isn't worth the effort.

 

[MisterMe]

I just don't understand ig-nernt drivers that always seem to have a chip on thier shoulder. There's a road leading up to my house that is two lanes that merge into one. I always take the one that needs to merge just to see if I can F with one of these igits that won't let me over. Never fails that some punk in a Honda apparently "doesn't see my blinker" that's been going for the last three block and as the lane runs out and I need to merge....A HOLE!!! I lay on the horn and try to cause a big stink - guilting them into seeing their sinning ways. We exchange fingers etc but my more highly experienced finger always seems to win out. I know I'll get shot someday or least end with a dent in my right rear, but it'll have been worth it to have relieved my stress on these A H O L E S!!! Moral of the story mr big shot inconsiderate drivers, LET ME IN!!!!! Phew I need a beer!

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
So I lick my lips at him. Hehehe.

This only works, of course, when you're hot 🙂 (I think we need pics to verify this!)

:laugh:

yes, pic

 

[slick230]

Originally posted by: MisterMe
I just don't understand ig-nernt drivers that always seem to have a chip on thier shoulder. There's a road leading up to my house that is two lanes that merge into one. I always take the one that needs to merge just to see if I can F with one of these igits that won't let me over. Never fails that some punk in a Honda apparently "doesn't see my blinker" that's been going for the last three block and as the lane runs out and I need to merge....A HOLE!!! I lay on the horn and try to cause a big stink - guilting them into seeing their sinning ways. We exchange fingers etc but my more highly experienced finger always seems to win out. I know I'll get shot someday or least end with a dent in my right rear, but it'll have been worth it to have relieved my stress on these A H O L E S!!! Moral of the story mr big shot inconsiderate drivers, LET ME IN!!!!! Phew I need a beer!

Fvck you, merge earlier.

 

[MisterMe]

f ME? No, what I'm saying is LET ME IN!!! My blinker has been going for blocks - what you didn't see it? Common courtesy as most normal people will agree. Maybe the size of your courtesy is closely relates to the size of your ______!!!!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
There are too many assholes on the board. They eat every woman alive who dares to post pics.

I :heart: women!

 

[alkemyst]

Well someone in a Lightning pulled that with a guy in traffic two days ago...the light turned green the dube pulled forward fast then slammed it into reverse and repeated like three times, the guy was out of the truck on hit #3....then the guy took off.

Georgia plates but the numbers were impossible to read.

Last I checked in florida hit and run = you have to pay....which really sucks. However this guy in the Lightning was driving like an idiot...he has been behind me twice so far coming home from work.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: Actaeon
Heh, I did not realize you were a woman until you mentioned your husband.

Oh man, if some guy was licking his lips at me, i'd be pretty weirded out too.

Hahaha same here.

 

[Flash1969]

Originally posted by: slick230

Originally posted by: MisterMe
I just don't understand ig-nernt drivers that always seem to have a chip on thier shoulder. There's a road leading up to my house that is two lanes that merge into one. I always take the one that needs to merge just to see if I can F with one of these igits that won't let me over. Never fails that some punk in a Honda apparently "doesn't see my blinker" that's been going for the last three block and as the lane runs out and I need to merge....A HOLE!!! I lay on the horn and try to cause a big stink - guilting them into seeing their sinning ways. We exchange fingers etc but my more highly experienced finger always seems to win out. I know I'll get shot someday or least end with a dent in my right rear, but it'll have been worth it to have relieved my stress on these A H O L E S!!! Moral of the story mr big shot inconsiderate drivers, LET ME IN!!!!! Phew I need a beer!

Fvck you, merge earlier.

Exactly, I go out of my way to stay right next to these dip$hits that think a blinker means I must slow down and let them in.

 

[Nitemare]

Only 3 feet?

Talk to me when you get it down to under a foot

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
hahahhaa. i have no idea why that driver was pissed. i wouldnt be.

Yup, unless it was nighttime and you had your lights aimed upward or brights on... but then that wouldn't explain how he could look straight at you in the mirror against blinding light.

The dude is an idiot. If anything, the car behind you would be pissed from making him hang back for you two.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: MisterMe
f ME? No, what I'm saying is LET ME IN!!! My blinker has been going for blocks - what you didn't see it? Common courtesy as most normal people will agree. Maybe the size of your courtesy is closely relates to the size of your ______!!!!

I really didn't want to bring this up, but, your ignorance is just overwhelming. You sit there and scream courtesy this and that, yet you PURPOSELY try to piss people off by cutting in at the last minute, and then raise a fuss about it. Furthermore, if your blinker has been on for "blocks", then you certainly had the opportunity to get in before that LAST SECOND. This is hypocrisy at its best.

Why the heck can't you slow down and get behind a car instead of trying to cut them off, and then slow down, and then make your turn? Who's more inconvenient in this case? Certainly not you, you flaming "A HOLE". It's your responsibility to merge when safe, I can understand if you were lost and need to get over or you'll miss an exit, which I have done many times. But even then, I have no one to blame but myself for being stupid and not planning my trip, or safe merging ahead of time. I'd just exit and turn around, no headaches, no heartaches either. Now, I'm not an angel, many of times I've cut people off, but I did apologize for doing so, and all was well.

So really, before you get on your high horse and criticize other people, you need to take a good long look at yourself. Freaking a hole!

...It never cease to amaze me that a lot of stupid people don't know that they're stupid.