You have two threads, one sucks twice as hard as the other

[IronWing]

but you don't know which is which until you kill a kitten. Do you kill it now where wait until you get home?

 

[Jeeebus]

So one was started by Mayne and the other by Naer?

 

[lxskllr]

All my threads suck. Determining the quantity of suckage is only a formality of documentation. I'll just take the kitty. Thanks.

 

[highland145]

Is this like the mysterious keys to the exec OT bathroom? I start a suck thread and get off for the rest of the day?

 

[destrekor]

So one was started by Mayne and the other by Naer?

:awe:

 

[Chiropteran]

Until the kitten is killed, each thread is in a superposition of sucking a lot & sucking half as much. As long as that kitten stays alive, neither of your threads will actually suck in the real world, only in a weird semi-quantum dimension.

Keep that kitten alive!

 

[CraKaJaX]

So one was started by Mayne and the other by Naer?

Haven't seen either in a while. I am predicting that Mayne's life ended short in an exploding furnace accident and the fumes of the whiteout finally got the best of Naer.

 

[sandorski]

Wait until you get home. Don't want anyone to see it or record it.

 

[cbrunny]

Make yogurt from that pussy!





Edit: pussy cat. I meant pussy cat.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Every time you scroll past a sentimental picture on Facebook instead of typing Amen, liking and sharing, a kitten is killed. I've killed more than my fair share.

 

[John Connor]

I'm sure PETA loved this movie. LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvOTWb9fpN8