You have one wish and can wish for anything, but it can't be something for yourself...

hans030390

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gas was free!!!...or wait, would that apply to me? i mean, it is for everyone else too...
 

Orsorum

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
For a beautiful, rich, nice woman to fall madly in love.




With me. :)

I'll laugh when you have one of those "Tales from the Crypt"-esque situations where the woman ends up falling in love with you for-EVAR and comes back as a zombie to make love to you. :D
 

Mojoed

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I wish mankind had the technology and means to travel to the stars and colonize other planets. I'd be outta here. ;)
 

KarenMarie

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that my b/f would win $253 million in the lottery..

no, seriously... i would wish that everyone on the planet would get common sense and personal responsibility.

:)
 

Orsorum

Lifer
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Originally posted by: StormRider
I wish my future wife has a husband with a normal sized penis....

So that when she gets divorced she can be disappointed with what you have?
 

kogase

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Originally posted by: Baked
Everybody get aids.

Herm, if a bunch of old and rich white guys had AIDS, just imagine how quickly a cure would be found...
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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a device that would let me punch people in the face over the internet
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
For a beautiful, rich, nice woman to fall madly in love.




With me. :)

I'll laugh when you have one of those "Tales from the Crypt"-esque situations where the woman ends up falling in love with you for-EVAR and comes back as a zombie to make love to you. :D

Is that a BAD thing? ;)
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
For a beautiful, rich, nice woman to fall madly in love.




With me. :)

I'll laugh when you have one of those "Tales from the Crypt"-esque situations where the woman ends up falling in love with you for-EVAR and comes back as a zombie to make love to you. :D

Is that a BAD thing? ;)

lol And HOW long has it been since you've had sex?!

"First there was Dawn of the Dead... then there was the Land of the Dead... Now, we bring you, Porn of the Dead!"