You have one phone call from prision, who you gonna call?

[SexEPid]

My first question is....what are you doing in jail????

But, who would YOU call?

Pid, TYRP

 

[abracadabra1]

gotta take it...

GHOST BUSTERS!

 

[Soybomb]

Ghost busters? I mean I killed a user and need to call my lawyer.

 

[piku]

My ISP.

 

[SexEPid]

Who WOULDN'T call ghostbusters?

Pid, TYRP

 

[NFS4]

My dad

 

[ltk007]

1-800-lesbian
I need something to keep me straight in jail dammit!

 

[DAM]

my roommate.






dam()

 

[Locutus of Board]

Anand lal Shimpi

 

[PCAddict]

My lawyer.

 

[Ausm]

I second Ghostbusters !! ;P


Ausm

 

[Windogg]

The Chainmail Underwear Enporium

 

[pac1085]

Bill Gates to bail me out!

 

[yakko]

I would also call Ghostbusters. Who else do you need?

 

[MickySoft]

I'll call god, but don't think he'll respond though

 

[Futuramatic]

I am in jail... so I am probably drunk... When I am drunk I make odd or stupid phone calss...

Probably the Psychic Hotline

 

[prodigy]

I'll have to go with Windogg on this one.

 

[Mday]

NFS4's dad.

i dunno who he is though.

 

[Double Trouble]

I would call my best bud, only to get screened by his new caller ID phone with Privacy Manager, and I'd stay in jail and be married to a guy named Bubba

Actually, I would call my best friend, and give him some instructions on who to contact, and give him info to get in touch with my family lawyer. Then I'd start thinking about how I would sue the city/state/feds for wrongful imprisonment.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Someplace that sells steel underwear.

 

[somethingwitty]

someone who IS NOT my mother or father

 

[cxim]

Bubba's mama. I want Bubba on my side, not behind me !!

 

[lowtech1]

I would have to say my mom, which I did in 1993 to get the name of the general that my family bribe to get my father out of hard-labor camp.

In 93 the hospitable Vietnamese Communist State presented me with a 4 days & nights stay in the Ho Chi Minh (SaiGon) City holding tank. The charge was spying against the State of Vietnam...I think they were just trying to squeeze me for some money, because I was let out of the jail cell for $1000.00USD. I wasn?t spying, but was just a stupid tourist that took picture of everything I saw with out knowingly photographing restricted area, such as the slumps, the officials getting their palm greased, and the airport

 

[IronMike]

Domino's pizza!

 

[Doomsday]

I'd probably phone home, and see if E.T. could help me out.