You have one of my ass pennies

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You think you're better than me?

I've been doing this for 11 years now. Every day I put $30 in pennies up my ass and spend them. That's 3000 pennies a day. Over a million pennies a year. Over 12 million pennies in all!

Yeah take that change out of your pocket. Have a few pennies in there don't you? Remeber...11 years. Oh you laught at me? I laugh at you! Your pennies have been in my ass!



I miss UCB :(
 

KeyserSoze

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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You think you're better than me?

I've been doing this for 11 years now. Every day I put $30 in pennies up my ass and spend them. That's 3000 pennies a day. Over a million pennies a year. Over 12 million pennies in all!

Yeah take that change out of your pocket. Have a few pennies in there don't you? Remeber...11 years. Oh you laught at me? I laugh at you! Your pennies have been in my ass!



I miss UCB :(


That was one of the funniest sketches I have ever seen.

What about that one where they had the "Ugly People" meeting.
"Maybe your not such an ugly person....but a good looking ape." (Or something like that.)




KeyserSoze

 

agnitrate

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Haha, I just watched that a few days ago. Oh man they have some classic episodes.

You look like a kitty cat!!

*singing while pawing the air * happy birthday, happy birthady!

That show ruled.

-silver
 
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Originally posted by: MaxDSP
what show be this?

Upright Citizens Brigade

Ran on Comedy Central for a season or so.

The girl is now on SNL.

"Maybe your not such an ugly person....but a good looking ape." (Or something like that.)
hahahahha yeah I remember that one. Great line.
 

BDawg

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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

The girl is now on SNL.


Her name is Amy Poehler, I believe, and she's hot!

My favorite skits are the unibomber one from the first episode, and the one where Amy is in a diner recording people's names in her book of people who are gay. :)