I guess maybe Millenium pissed some of you guys off (hence the lack of sympathy), but did you look at the screenshots? It looked like it said 900-some unread messages. What if he actually uses that email address (i.e. it's not just a spambox)? Don't you think that'd be really annoying to try to find out which emails are relevant and which are just spam?
Maybe I'm mistaken.
Anyway, for this to be a real parody thread we'll need an elitist d00d with a superiority complex, an "I'm-gonna-learn-you-good" attitude, and craptapular grammar (and a cheerleader to highlight the impressive qualities of the elitist d00d for anyone who missed his self-righteous posts).