you guys should see this

[Anubis]

This is funny in a sick demented kinda way

 

[Aceman]

What's a "guies"?

 

[Anubis]

eat it i know i cant spell

 

[cmdavid]

The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.

lmao.. still reading the rest...

 

[MichaelD]

Let's just say I agree with about 90% of this "article." We'll leave it at that. Oh wait...hear that? It's Berkelely Liberal Hippie Freaks whining....look out...grab some Kleenex for them....

 

[TCPpacket]

:shiver: the yard stick is giving me flashbacks of my youth.

 

[Jzero]

My mom used to joke about her and her 3 siblings stuffed in the back of her parents station wagon, and when her brother started giving wet willies and otherwise harassing the sisters, her father would do the "One-handed Chauffeur Reach-Around" on them. She always joked that he rarely actually made contact with my uncle, and usually ended up smacking one of the girls, but it didn't really matter. The point was to make an example out of SOMEBODY, and that would straighten all 4 of them out

 

[roncarter]

I agree.. beat those kids

 

[BigJohnKC]

Anybody read his other stuff? Click on the link at the bottom to go back to the main page. The review of "Signs" was hilarious...

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
Anybody read his other stuff? Click on the link at the bottom to go back to the main page. The review of "Signs" was hilarious...

Ive been reading his site for a couple of months now and that is one of my favorite articles. Read the one about the hippie asshole...about the guy who wanted under god removed from the pledge. The hate mail replies are also great.

 

[gogeeta13]

"The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings. "


OH MAN THAT IS FRIGGEN HILARIOUS!!! and damn, it is true too, happened to me on multiple occations

 

[cmdavid]

i cant believe he doesnt have a belt section...

 

[gogeeta13]

The cane intercept. If you're too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane to trip him if he tries to get away. When he gets up, poke him in the head a few times to let him know who's boss.

oh crap that's funnY!