"You gonna be a dad..." [WARNING: APPLE NERD RAGE THREAD.]

[adairusmc]

They need to make a parody where the woman tells the guy she's pregnant, and then pounds a beer and tells him 'look, I'm making your baby retarded!'

Or have her standing there with her smug smile while he gets his phone down, and you get to see him show up to where she is and falcon punch her in the gut on the screen of his iphone.

 

[Blackjack200]

Or have her standing there with her smug smile while he gets his phone down, and you get to see him show up to where she is and falcon punch her in the gut on the screen of his iphone.

LOL, that would be fantastic. Have him say something like "I knew you were flushing your pills!"

 

[BrokenVisage]

I'm with the OP, those commercials are so tacky.

 

[disappoint]

All commercials of your stupid assed generation are annoying. Everyone knows this.

"Who are you anyway?"
"Eddie from accounting?"
"You ah weww on yoah way to noodre enrightenment."

 

[DangerAardvark]

i wishs i wuz pregnent

 

[DangerAardvark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxReXauhMTQ

I always thought the father's dialogue in that commercial was completely interchangeable with that of an internet pervert. Guess I was right.

 

[xanis]

All commercials of your stupid assed generation are annoying. Everyone knows this.

"Who are you anyway?"
"Eddie from accounting?"
"You ah weww on yoah way to noodre enrightenment."

At first I was like then I was like

 

[grrl]

These new apple commercials are fucking terrible. It's rather hilarious how terrible their marketing is when they can't rip on someone else.

It really is mind-boggling. They must have worked overtime to make a commercial that lame.

 

[Patranus]

bUT bUT BuT AnDRoID iS sO AMaZiNG!!!

You people are laughable.

 

[Balt]

Seriously. Apple makes me sick. I saw this commercial on TV and it made me nerd rage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CRfHl1Glwk

Here is the summary: Stupid whore tells some jackass that he is going to be a dad using her iPhone with FaceTime.

"You know that thing we been working on?"

Seriously, go to hell you stupid whore.

This commercial makes me hate Apple fanboys/fangirls and think they are nothing but stupid retarded idiots.

I can just see all these idiots smiling at the TV going OMG I WISH THAT WERE ME TELLING MY BF THAT I WUZ PREGNANTS.

GOD DAMMIT APPLE. STFU.

More successful advertising by Apple. Do you see other phone makers get this much attention? No, because they are all inferior. Apple understands the public. Apple understands people. Apple understands you. That is why you will continue to purchase their products. Everyone knows this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxReXauhMTQ

All three of these posts made me laugh. Thank you, gentlemen.

The thing I find most angering about the commercial is how at the end she actually says "You're gonna be a dad" as if we didn't figure out what she was talking about 15 seconds ago. They just had to put in that line at the end because they assumed we were too stupid to get it.

 

[zerocool84]

bUT bUT BuT AnDRoID iS sO AMaZiNG!!!

You people are laughable.

Coming from someone who supports a company that for 3 years, launched a smear campaign instead of offering a superior product.

Hey let's release a computer better in every way than the competition!!! Na that's too much work, let's just smear them like politicians do for the next 3 years.

If I wanna video chat with someone, I don't need to search for a wifi network to do it.

 

[tigersty1e]

I was expecting some kind of twist... like the guy saying, so you got the boob job?

 

[BoomerD]

It's an Apple commercial. Did you REALLY expect quality?

"Hi. I'm a Mac."

 

[Printer Bandit]

haters gonna hate.

 

[theflyingpig]

It's an Apple commercial. Did you REALLY expect quality?

"Hi. I'm a Mac."

lol. What is this foolishness?! lol. Apple commercials have been praised since the beginning of time. Each one represents the phenomenal style, workmanship, and attention to detail you'd expect from an Apple product. People remember Apple commercials because they are works of art. PC nerds can't be expected to understand these things because all they care about is silly numbers and other statistics that don't mean anything to anyone but PC nerds. Real people care about style. Real people care about quality. Real people care about Apple. Everyone knows this.

 

[Printer Bandit]

lol. What is this foolishness?! lol. Apple commercials have been praised since the beginning of time. Each one represents the phenomenal style, workmanship, and attention to detail you'd expect from an Apple product. People remember Apple commercials because they are works of art. PC nerds can't be expected to understand these things because all they care about is silly numbers and other statistics that don't mean anything to anyone but PC nerds. Real people care about style. Real people care about quality. Real people care about Apple. Everyone knows this.

 

[ShawnD1]

The worst part is that Apple is a massive conspiracy. Look at this switch commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-UuIEOcss
Notice how the "highest rated" comments have 32 and 10 votes? Click to view all comments and search for ShawnD1. You'll notice that my comment has 69 up votes but it's still not featured on the front page. I smell a conspiracy.

 

[theflyingpig]

This is what I'm talking about. PC nerds just can't accept the truth, so they immediately begin with the ad hominem attacks and insults. It's sad, really, watching grown men proudly flaunting their ignorance for all the world to see. I'm glad I'll never know what its like to be such a fool.

 

[between]

..

 

[ch33zw1z]

bUT bUT BuT AnDRoID iS sO AMaZiNG!!!

You people are laughable.

Wow, that's exactly what I think almost everytime I read a post from you. And, I guess you're an iPhone user lol...figures

 

[HybridSquirrel]

thread delivers

 

[chin311]

You know that thing we've been working on? the antenna design where you can't hold your phone?

WE'VE GOT IT NAILED!!!!!!!!

 

[ultimatebob]

I gotta admit, I've been impressed with the quality of TFP's troll posts lately. Sure, playing the part of an Apple fanboy is a bit obvious, but at least he's putting out some quality stuff now! Rock on, man!

 

[moshquerade]

OP is just jealous.

 

[purbeast0]

Do you know why you hate it? Is it because these ads are targeted at the mainstream and you are sad that they are being introduced to your techy world and you no longer get to be the only one who knows how to video conference? These idiots who have never heard of Skype are now going to be wowed by "Facetime" even though you've been sitting at your keyboard video conferencing since 1992.

Get over it.

^^

pretty much hit it right on point.